“It’s my turn”

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Behold, our majestic German Shepherd.

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I found a Megalodon tooth at the mouth of the Savannah River at low tide.

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Quetzalcoatlus northropi model next to a 1.8m man. The largest known flying animal ever exist.

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“germ infested fuck trophies”

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Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

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me_irl

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I found a Megalodon tooth at the mouth of the Savannah River at low tide.

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All smiles.

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A professor drives this at my local college.

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A Tarantula Hawk, among the biggest wasps in North America and boasts the most painful sting, landed on me while working in western Oklahoma.

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Nibbling on the onion.

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If we start arming teachers.

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Allegedly.

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Found a Megalodon tooth at low tide at the mouth of the Savannah River 🔥🔥🔥

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20 years ago today, I received these as an early birthday present.

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He has a graduate degree in being a badass.

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Fiona for Person of the Year.

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But it says zero grams?

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Because it’s too hard to fact check before hitting the share button.

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hmmm

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My guard dog when he’s off duty.

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Get some rest, sport.

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Complains about free beer.

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My Good Boys

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Today I became a Disney Princess.

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Gatekeeping the concept of time?

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This bug needs to be fixed so bad. I couldn’t even select a hero to play at this point.

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There you have it folks, the solution to school shootings.

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The only person who can stop a bad drunk behind the wheel, is a good drunk behind the wheel.

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The smallest apple I’ve ever seen.

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You sir, will NEVER understand...

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“I’m sorry if you’re intimidated by my vocabulary....Not bragging, but I got a 170 on the GRE.”

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Found in the wilds of, Georgia.

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To explain electricity by a Creationist.

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Ice heart with a rock center

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Tell me more....

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This tiny apple.

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Carpe Diem

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Don’t catch you kneelin’ down.

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12 weeks old, and already calling people on their bullshit.

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Quetzalcoatlus northropi model next to a 1.8m man is fucking 🔥🔥🔥

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The knots in the wood look like the face of a dog.

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Opened up a new pack of Oreos to find some already missing.

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New socks.

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Is this scientifically accurate? The logic behind it seems...sound.

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Every. Single. Time.

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Mr. Brightside

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Hawt

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I'm reading through a used book I recently bought, and inside I found the original receipt and a letter of lease termination from 22 years ago.

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