I don't think that's a sock.

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The perfume that gets right to the point.

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Better than a bumper sticker.

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Mr. Fido, those tonsils have to go.

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Those crash helmets don't fit very well.

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Don't fuck with the frog.

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Horrible and sad deformity. NSFWish

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When you regret cutting your hair.

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Japanese theme park.

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Amazing skateboarding dog.

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Swing pants are a thing.

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Hopefully this bodymod is temporary.

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Adding a little something to his cocaine.

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Horny but persistent Chihuahua.

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Initial stages of robot sex doll.

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Apparently this is legit.

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Close-up of eye popping.

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Guy invents the squidblunt.

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Dog improvises a boat to get ball.

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Good thing I can make my own backscratcher.

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Dog playing tug-of-war in a unique way.

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Tweet of the year.

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It's not so easy being a happy face.

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Mom made a new toy for the kids

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World leaders on public transit.

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Cat puts on bunny hat.

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Zombie Ass

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Zit studs.

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Among other things, is that a camera?

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Shrine to the Vagina. NSFWish

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Mug shot of guy busted for having sex with a pool raft.

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Unclaimed luggage.

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Pay attention when you work.

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Someone ordered 'cheese on the side' at McDonalds.

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Pee Pee Wii Game

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Steve Tyler's foot. The nail polish doesn't help.

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Not any more!!

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Sometimes the laundry does you.

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So glad Rover is using the gloryhole.

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Gotta get that free wifi.

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Dog knows when he's being dissed.

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Who needs a lip-plate.

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Vac-Beds 'r' Us. NSFWish

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The 3 elements of a good time: rollercoaster, ping pong and a blowjob.

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Hair as a deadly weapon.

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Kid finds Mom's toy.

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So you want to go on an amusement ride.

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I want my toy but that floor is too slippery.

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Most kids use a string and a door knob.

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$2.00 for all the msic and LSD you could handle.

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So who's going to start the fire?

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I wonder if she can kiss her elbow.

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Dog plays ball with him/herself.

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Executives working hard.

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I'll take the driver wearing the red shades.

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Newscast shows how the thief went wrong.

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Dog helps cat giving birth.

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The kid's too young so the dog's driving.

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Relax Champ, just buy a bong.

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New crayon colours.

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Well, live and learn.

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So true.

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The mother of invention.

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Fine dining in Asia.

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Haircut of the month.

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Get it before it's sold out.

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When you have a passenger on you bike it's best if they're relaxed.

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You have been warned.

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She looked so good she took a selfie.

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Human Barbie doll.

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The Bribe

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Maybe he's trying to promote safe sex?

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DIY lampshade.

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Who needs a shell when people discard legos.

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Some idiots shouldn't smoke dope.

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Are those sex sounds I hear in the bedroom?

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Man tried to take a selfie with his pet rattlesnake.

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Maybe bowling isn't your thing.

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Scare the dog....karma's a shit.

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Does this kid have any bones in his body?

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Banned treats.

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A whole new level.

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I don't think he gets it.

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Real lawyer gives Saul Goodman a run for his money.

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Drunk man fights with lamp post. No one gets hurt.

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You walk into an unfamiliar room and this is what you see. What do you do.

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Cat hugs dreaming kitten.

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Can't beat the bargains at the secondhand store.

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They used to say 'Bite the bullet'. Now...nsfwish

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Apparently the implants were rejected.

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This cat drinks like a diva.

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Japanese child sized love doll. Not a good idea.

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Finally you can be musical while taking a dump.

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Crow feeds cat and dog.

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Unique product, but would anyone buy it? nsfwish

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Not the sharpest tool in the shed.

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Give that hamster a job in porn. SFW

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Canada's next Prime Minister (hopefully).

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Pot subscription service for people with med. cards.

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The purse snatcher.

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Pornhub has come out with a clothing line.

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Donkey ain't no fool. nsfwish

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No bra, no shame sfw

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Contestant shouts out to friend and doesn't friend look thrilled?

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Some places have Gay Pride, Japan has Poo Pride. sfw

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This is Naruto. He took a selfie. If he wins his lawsuit he's going to college.

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How'd you like to sleep with someone wearing this?

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Look, rain socks?

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Of course it's travel sized.

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Is this racist?

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Woman, reclaim your virginity.

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Invasion of the big red ball (art installation gone wrong).

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It's hard to be technically savvy .

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Tell me who made this mess.

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But, does it work?

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Fainting spell at belly-button piercing.

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My question is, how did she get busted?

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Pulling a loose tooth--this is different.

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Elvis Ferret

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Illustration of a dummy.

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Bear gets take-out.

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Vapwear--let your hoodie be the pipe.

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Breaking the Human Mattress Domino record.

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I didn't know that.

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Slowest rollercoaster, you walk it.

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Last photo shoot of the Beatles together. 1969

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The McGag

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