MRW A work colleague describes an activity she didn't enjoy as gay6yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I went to meet my wife at the train station after a week away and we're both wearing the same outfit, including the same band tshirt.8yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I thought I got my period but it turns out my lady area is just sweating profusely.8yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW My piece of shit stepfather tells my brother-in-law that he doesn't think gays should be allowed to marry. At my gay wedding.8yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I'm having some lovely alone time watching adult material on my phone and my mother phones me to talk about coffee machines.8yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm so depressed I drink a can of pepsi, knowing full well it will induce a hideous migraine, as the world's most mediocre form of self-harm4yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/TrollCoping
HIFW I thought I had the day off tomorrow but upon checking the rota it turns out my next day off is actually Friday9yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Have you guys seen this picture of Kate McKinnon because I'm pretty sure I was just transported into another dimension by it.7yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/actuallesbians
MRW some manchild at the bus stop starts quizzing me on ice hockey because I was wearing a Pittsburgh Penguins bobblehat.8yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just posted this to me_irl but I figured you guys would enjoy it as well.9yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/actuallesbians
My landlord has butchered my tree because my neighbour complained it was dropping acorns into his garden. I know it's not an oak but can you guys identify it? (Northern UK)7yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/marijuanaenthusiasts
HIFW When it is one month today until my big gay wedding oh yeah :D9yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
mrw facebook puts a link to a right wing pro-life organisation into my feed as a suggested link7yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
m (exact) rw my supervisor starts clipping his goddamn fingernails in the middle of the lab7yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/Scientits
I'm not sure my mother would appreciate this gift if I'm honest.7yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/mildlyamusing
I made Helena in that Powerpuff Yourself thing that everyone is doing.8yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/orphanblack
HIFW When my dad once again fails to acknowledge my birthday after also failing to attend my wedding. Oh yeah, and I haven't seen him in like 10 years.8yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Not super serious but... is there a polite way to ask the 50+ year old woman at my work to not talk with her mouth full of food or do I just have to be intensely nauseated every lunchtime for the rest of my professional life?7yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW My period-which due to PCOS is super irregular-shows up exactly one week before my wedding.8yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
We're moving house today so this beast has to stay in his cage for a while. I feel so evil :(8yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/cats
Mayweather will earn in 10 seconds what Dub earns in a year. (Taken from r/mildlyinteresting)9yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/wildhockey
I found two airline boarding passes in a second-hand book that date from when smoking was still allowed on aircraft.6yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
This ferocious predator just caught himself a ladybug. He looks so pleased with himself.11yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/cats
Sheffield Steelers 2014/15 home jersey. (Apologies for poor quality photo)10yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/hockeyjerseys
I got this letter in the post yesterday (8th October) and can be fined £80 for not sending the form back in time. Thanks a lot Royal Mail!10yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Got this for £12 from a vintage shop today, can anyone tell me more about it? I guess it's a practise jersey?11yr ⋅ toocutetopuke ⋅ r/hockeyjerseys
