oBEsE MaN skiNneD ALive bY gANg oF HuNgRy CanniBaLs.
When all my co-workers start watching GoT and mispronounce every characters name.
This is Halloween!
I drive past this everyday
Applause for Joe Looney who stepped in for 2x All Pro Travis Frederick and did a great job.
Do you like Flogging Molly? I’m really into prog.
The inside of my car..
I loved these wreaths at the parks so much I tried to make my own.
Good one, Chad.
My favorite childhood ride. Almost never a line.
A wreath I made
Yanks 6.5 back. Swept by the Rays. Sale back on the DL..should I?
That’s when the cannibalism started.
Asking HBO if we can get a season 2.
This is why Disney rules. Out of nowhere I get this message.
You talking to me?
Nice to see M Emmet Walsh in the show at 84 yrs old. One of the greatest character actors of all time.
Waiting to hear back about that loan.
This is why Disney rules. Out of nowhere I get this.
Me, waiting to drop the term “allegorical elegy” into every conversation.
My daughters first coaster. So proud.
Beating two 100 win teams in the postseason.
That vinyl smell of new ponchos everywhere
Yeah, that’s a good one...
March 6, Day of the Dude, the day our founding text was released in theaters.
Cheeeese! No, really. I’d like some cheese.
If this man would stop betraying his queen for 5 seconds, we’d still have our Kingslayer alive and well.
The Creep can roll.
What a terrible name for a convenience store
It’s a Knick knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a boner.
Kody puts himself in the disappointment chamber after he commits a No-No.
Give the frog a loan!
My daughter discovering vinyl for her 9th birthday.
Picked up this little beauty today
For all of those who practice Dudeism..
V. I. Lenin
My Special Lady got me this beautifully crafted piece of menswear yesterday.
William Shatner mask, which was painted and had the eyes cut larger. Became the original, iconic Michael Myers mask.
Some guy named Garth Brooks is playing this dive bar in my little town of Sanford FL.
My Daughters first ever rollercoaster. So proud.
Love the classic Atari design on the new shirts.
Echo Lake is becoming one of my top tier holiday hangouts.
New single is up on Apple Music
You got a lot of ConHeads out here pullin’ for ya.
How much it costs to film an episode of the most expensive shows on TV. (Courtesy Digg.com)
My toolarmy membership certificate is 15 years old.
Couldn’t pass up this beautiful garment.
A long time ago.. way out west there was this fella, fella I want to tell you about...
TOOL drummer Danny Carey knows what’s up.
I loved these so much I made my own for my house.
I made a Mickey wreath. Similar to those in the theme parks.
This school in my area.
When you swear never to pay another dollar to a Star Wars product, but you’re dying to see how big of a train wreck Ep. 9 will be.
If you’re trolling through Perkins trying to find waitresses, always wear your green jacket.
10 year challenge.
It’s up on Apple Music!
Big Cat. February 4th
Getting that Limited Edition
This 4th of July week, let us be reminded..
Introducing The Captain Phasma. After many months of hype, and marketing ,and being sold on how awesome it is, you buy one. And 1:45 after you leave the dealership it bursts into flames.
Getting ready for MNSSHP in a few hours
Act now! While supplies last!
MRW I’m listening to Dark Sentencer and people keep disturbing me.
Referred to as Adam “Egret” on IMDb
Avenge these haircuts
My Faceless man coin pendant.
Thinking about putting this on my car.
Everyone knows Jon died in season 5 and these are just his end of life visions.
Cheeeese! No, for real. I’d like some cheese.
Me, Toughskins jeans and Atari 2600 on a 13” TV.
Picked up a couple nice posters at HHN
The taste of sink water and toothpaste
Trust the process. Take one hand. Slap it against the other. Repeat.
Hurricane In Florida. Everybody lined up at Target for bottled water and batteries. Not me, just this
Today’s his name day.
A public service announcement
My Toughskins, Atari 2600, 13” tv.
My Wife stayed home so my girl got whatever she wanted. 🤫
Waiting for sundown 🎃
These, these are the cries of the carrots.
These carrots 🤘
It’s upon Apple Music now
When you wake up on Sunday with a W already on the bank
I took this photo of the Casey Anthony House. Some bad things went down here.
I love the “More like this” suggestions for TLJ on Netflix. Garbage for 4 year olds. Sounds about right.
My Daughter got a giant donut from Lard Lad’s Universal Studios Orlando.
The Epcot ball on google street view has a reflection that looks like a skull.
Me on Draft night when they call LVE’s name.
Screem end...she’s coming for all of us.
This cereals not meant for me
Mr. Brocktober not starting tonight?