Yeah, because Anakin totally owned Count Dooku in his first lightsaber battle, and wrecked Obi-Wan’s shit in their fight.4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
“I wish the guy who made that dope ass Star Wars cartoon would be in charge of the franchise instead of JJ or Rian!”6mo ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Just a reminder that Obi-Wan fought in a war that had been staged by Palpatine since the start, was nearly killed by his Troops, saw that all his fellow Jedi had been slain, and had to battle and maim his apprentice and best friend. Yet he STILL trained and guided Luke to be a Jedi Knight.4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Anakin’s force ghost appeared in The Simpsons but not in The Rise of Skywalker3yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Maybe this is just a me-thing, but I always had a soft for seeing a Jedi Master fighting side-by-side with their apprentice, and it really stinks that we never got to see anything like that with Luke and Rey.3yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
What timeline are we living in where Sonic the Hedgehog has a higher score than the final Star Wars movie?4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
They really made the coolest character design in Disney’s entire run of Star Wars and gave it to some jobber Inquisitor that will never be seen again9mo ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Hey, remember that Star Wars comic that showed exactly why romantically pursuing a Sith Lord wouldn’t work?3yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
“I’m more interested in telling the story than I am just doing a franchise where you tell the same story over and over again.”3yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
How does EA have a better understanding of Luke Skywalker's character than anyone at Disney?4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Legends tale of a third option, but very few seem to have discovered it yet...6mo ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
“Y-y-you’re not really gonna make those kids murder each other, are you, Monokuma?!”1yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/danganronpa
When someone who liked TFA and TLJ says Rise of Skywalker was bad4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Whaddya know. Being vocal towards a terrible product can actually have an impact on the studios and cause them to listen to the feedback, leading to a more promising product overall. I wish a certain other fandom could realize that.4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This is the worst sequence in any piece of Star Wars media, and I’m astonished that not as many people talk about it.3yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
This right here killed the new trilogy beyond repair. So many fans that stuck around after TFA we’re still passionate about the franchise that they speculated about the new villain and how he tied into everything. Then that passion was met with a shit post.4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Remember when a Jedi needed to concentrate and focus when it came to fighting, or even just lifting a ship from out of a swamp? And the force wasn't just some superpower that can do whatever the writer needs it to do? Yeah, me neither.4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Can you imagine how great this whole scene could have been if it was surrounded by an actually good trilogy that earned it?4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
The Galactic Rangers are cool and all, but Q-Force all the way4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/RatchetAndClank
When Star Wars 9 comes out, and you're tempted to watch it in theaters out of curiosity, just remember what James Rolfe said.4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
My biggest problem with this fight isn’t even the choreography; it’s the fact that this is the only proper fight sequence in the movie, and there are literally no stakes. Did anyone think that the two main characters in this new franchise would die to some masked foot soldiers?4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I'm compiling a list of Better Kylo Rens than Kylo Ren. Here's what I got so far.4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Prequel Fans are the most wholesome side of the Star Wars Fandom5yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Just a reminder that not even Yoda in his prime could defeat Palpatine4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Interesting how both Clone Wars series have a scene where Anakin sees a vision of his future4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/BrighterThanCoruscant
I hope I'm not the only one to see the parallels between these two fights4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
It’s a shame the EU was wiped out. It wasn’t always great, but we did get some great stuff like this.4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Today is the fifteen year anniversary of Revenge of the Sith4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/BrighterThanCoruscant
Are these the two strongest Mfs they ever used in the entire show?1yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/deathbattle
Death Battles where you just felt bad for the loser. All my man wanted was to play with sandcastles2yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/deathbattle
The story is shit, but hey, at least there’s less CGI this time!4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Sonic has more likes than Star Wars after just two days, and is catching up to it in views4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I hate the Porgs so much. They’re like The Minions except way worse. I’ll take the Ewoks anyway of the week, no question. They’re not even all that cute!3yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Babu Frik is my favorite character in the entire Sequel Trilogy. Not even kidding.4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I dunno if this is a “hot take” or not, but here’s my two cents3yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/BrighterThanCoruscant
Thanos is choking people out and getting his head chopped off, Tony Stark and the others are sneaking in some swear words, and there are numerous references to sex. Yet the MCU is still marketed towards kids! But dismember without any blood? Too scary!4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
The sad thing is that these would’ve been potentially awesome episodes if they were made later on2yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/deathbattle
Episodes you still enjoy even though your preferred character lost2yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/deathbattle
The Helmet Wearing Bad-Asses get a lot less cooler as the galaxy progresses4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Did anyone figure out what the hell scene was trying to say?4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
An optimistic hero who serves as a symbol of hope being horribly misrepresented in a large blockbuster film, in a vein attempt to be edgy or thought provoking to the crowd of pretentious people who think said hero is boring? Where have I heard that before...4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
What episode rekindled your love for a series/got you interested in checking out a series?1yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/deathbattle
Series that have had a flawless track record on this show (or at least more good episodes than bad)1yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/deathbattle
Did this matchup have any legit connections beyond “fatherless punchy green boys”?1yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/DeathBattleMatchups
Did RJ consciously know that this was the only scene in the entire movie where two lightsabers clash, or did he subvert that expectation by accident? You decide.4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
It's really sad that this is probably the first time that all three of the supposed main heroes of this new trilogy are shown on screen together.5yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
What is the most criminally underused verse in the show’s history and why is it TF21yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/deathbattle
Luke and Vader had a very well established beef with each other by the time of the final film, and with the cliff hanger ending of Empire, seeing the two clash again was something to look forward to! How am I supposed to feel about Rey and Kylo clashing?5yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
When Palpatine absorbs the energy of Kylo and Rey, it heals him, but he’s still got his creepy burnt Sidious face. Why not revert him back to Original Sheev face from the Prequels? Why they gotta disrespect the Senate?!4yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Not a fan of how the best girl is getting less and less screentime each season3yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/aggretsuko
I’m conflicted. On one hand, I don’t wanna support Disney Star Wars any further. On the other, this looks like a hilarious failure waiting to happen.5yr ⋅ TonyCalderon3rd ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
