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it’s that easy! [OC]

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we just want you to succeed [OC]

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the New Yorker said no but I thought this one was too dumb to not post it [OC]

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my comics continue to only get dumber [OC]

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updated for 2020 [OC]

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give us this day our daily bread [OC]

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Please rise. [OC]

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