Campfire weenie, mexican cheese, crushed fritos and mama's chilli.

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My sister surprised us with an Afterparty cake for my wife and I!

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But they will forget how you never made them feel

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The entirety of my playthrough so far [Kingdom Come: Deliverance]

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When you're 13 but have to relate to the content.

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Our windows were both open and I thanked him for his service at the next red light.

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Stilt wolf

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Report public racism to employers!

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My instructors phone screen.

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Lightly toasted Icerberg meringue pie

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HAHA THIS IS SO ME. HOW ARE THE STARS SO ACCURATE?

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Struggling farm family continues the treacherous journey through subzero temperatures on the Great Oregon Trail Migration, c. 1817

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I'll give platinum if you can say every sentence with only one breath.

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CRAzY mAN SEnDS nuCLear sTRikE dowN ON innocEnt group oF tOdDLERS!!!

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😂

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Every time I think about deleting my facebook, I run across gold plated shit like this.

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He L O A F

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Here I am just trying to enjoy a mobile game when I notice and start worrying about this guy's heart rate.

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Take a seat. Sorry about the cat hair.

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Feast your visual processing units on S T I L T S BOYE

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It's times like this Im glad I havent deleted my facebook yet.

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The evil is here, To understand you must see,

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On Ifunny. Ifunny!

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This 3rd month Marine wants to show you his new boots.

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Typical capricorns 🙄

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The fates were not in my favor today.

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The POS kickstand on the back of my switch kept snapping off so I bought a tiny easel. Works like an absolute legend.

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I don't think anyone has fidgeted with his spinner in awhile.

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My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined.

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Zucc me baby one more time

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Everyone wish my Fur-Nephew a happy third Borkday! And many more borks to come!

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Nice try, explorer. We all know it's you in disguise.

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My little brother got a hotdog toaster for Christmas, put one in and forgot about it. After I confronted him, quote, I had more important toys to deal with at the time.

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Yay mobile spreadsheets so I dont have to hobble back to my home system just to go shit I didn't actually have heridium stocked

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I WASNT HOME FOR THE PREVIOUS HOLIDAY AND MY TEAR DUCT PROCESSES BEGAN TO INITIATE WHRN MY TOTALLY HUMAN SIBLING SENT ME A HOLDIAY THEMED SNACK BOX

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You all are wayyy to young to understand three classics.

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Guess I'll pay.

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Asterisk speech is taboo, so don't ever hold your breath,

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I love [R6S] Twitch's new I have to go kill 30 terrorists and save a hostage but you better believe I'm stopping at starbucks first bundle.

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Lol bros i just made this for u xD

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I'm glad Facebook remembers cringey 14 year old me so that I don't have to.

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Ex-friend sent me this unironically while we were loading into monster hunter

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The power was within us all along.

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Hello, is this the Krusty Krab?

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The top of my spectrum popped off. Welcome, vaporesso!

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This app about starting an ant colony caps at 2,000 ants. 0.0000000002% the number of ants on earth.

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Getting this message because I'm using a laptop.

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First hand check. Always a good day with these two.

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This sour patch kids juice has changed my life.

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Freaking storks with their alien language

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It's 7/06 and this pickle suspiciously has two expiration dates.

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Any ideas what these random beacons in the middle of nowhere will be used for?

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I think facebook just cut me.

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Some bug had a King's feast in a straight line down my arm while I was napping.

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