I mind my business, keep it chill as can be.

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MRW I farted silently in a meeting and the smell is hitting the crowd.

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Roses are red, plants grow in the ground.

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Flowers bloom, flowers die.

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Socks and feet come in twos.

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We live and we die, what’s it all for?

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Life is chaotic, down time is sporadic.

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From birth to death time keeps flowing.

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Take every break you get 'cause this life takes a lot.

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Books are full of knowledge for us to know.

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Early bird, worm plucker.

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Roses are red, entrapment's abhorrent. I know my rights -

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With the sweetest voice my true love calls, hey there hot stuff

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Karma likes to right wrongs, just give her a chance sir.

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Sub on bottom, top for the Dom.

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Roses are red, life’s hard and unfair.

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Kitkat about to fall asleep after my kids tucked her in.

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The flu goes around, cars go zoom.

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Castles are beautiful buildings, Puff was a magic dragon.

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The world spins 'round and 'round, time moves 'til we're dead.

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How to avoid slamming penis-first into a wall.

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Roses are flowers, porn is also called smut.

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MRW I have some new neighbours over for drinks and my 3 year old walks into the living room holding my dual pronged vibrator and asks if I can light the pretty candles.

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This highlights the absurdity of gatekeeping so well.

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Roses have thorns, some chins have butts.

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Summer flowers bloom, the songbird sings.

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How to downvote a penis.

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Roses are red, my soul is in pain.

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Spaghetti is cooked, sashimi is raw.

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Best dad jokes in town, this pun’s for you fam.

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Roses are red, towels are absorbent.

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How to be honest about what you’re looking for in a sexual partner.

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MRW I have all the vaccinations but get covid for the second time anyway, and I come out of 5 days of an exhausted fever haze to find out that Russia actually did invade Ukraine.

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Good food, exercise, spirits high, clothes loose.

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MRW my boss asks me to start coming in to the office two days a week after I've been working remotely since Covid-19 first dropped.

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Banana or bubblegum flavoured medicine was the best part of getting sick as a child.

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Some chickens become nuggets, horses were used to make glue.

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MRW my coworker texts me on Saturday morning to make a passive aggressive joke about my decision not to come in on the weekend.

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Let go the burdens of life so unfair. Follow the word of

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Please listen up, please don't wear sandals with socks.

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Summer is hot, winter is colder.

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Roses are red, truth be told. Also the truth -

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Roses are red, bacon’s fried.

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Someone told me this would fit here :)

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I found this today and it put a huge smile on my face. Hope it does the same for you ☺️

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Best one I've come across so far.

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Contagious coolness.

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Quackety quack quack, listen here bucko-

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Peace and groceries.

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Quick math ☺️

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Roses are thorny and red, I sometimes lie by omission,

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The kid that drew this giant butterfly is a goddam accidental comedic genius.

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Sleep is good, sleeping in is sublime.

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If I want to clear a room, I talk loudly about my poop.

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You talkin’ trash, what in the heck-o?

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On the other side, the grass is green

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I may be a kid, but I wonder -

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This is the cutest fail I’ve ever seen.

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Roses are red, I need a laugh.

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I want to share something with you that made me smile :)

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Roses are red, love is forever.

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Roses are red, fur isn’t hair.

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How to cope when a friendly game of ‘got your nose’ goes horribly wrong.

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Going ‘round the room on the first day of class.

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How to fat shame your pet.

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Roses are red, your meme crossed a line.

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Feeling hungry, want some red wine.

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Roses are red, some areas are grey.

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This world is harsh but every dawn’s a new day.

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Be polite, don’t be late.

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Roses are romantic, cream rises to the top.

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How to initiate conversation on a first date.

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My bf sent this to me this morning. Life is crazy right now and she’s found the best way to let me know she cares - a supportive meme :)

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Pupils dilating, viewpoint askew.

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Roses are red,

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I’ve been meaning to eat healthier for a while and I gotta say

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Roses are red, why say geese but not meese?

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How to choose your stripper name.

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Pickles are sour, my dog is called Chad

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This may be the greatest gif I have ever seen. The twist at the end is just delicious.

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There’s nothing classier than adverts that capitalize on people’s fears.

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I could not stop laughing at these poor little kids.

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I wonder if these two noticed how close their plates are.

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You know you want it

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I’d eat these, if I could.

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This kid’s got all the moves.

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There’s a couple layers of accidental racism going on here.

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Roses are red, watches are Swiss.

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Roses are red, old garbage stinks.

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This penguin’s head movements are superb.

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Movies are my thing, I’ve seen a whole lot. But this shit right here,

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Fisher price adjustable skates - most fun ever!

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No more suffering, no more pain or fear.

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The Wonder Years, the show that made me fall in love with love.

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How to avoid the best things in life.

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How to identify your own worst enemy.

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A light in the dark.

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Umm...we stopped using the penny in Canada so any price that’s not a multiple of five is rounded up or down.

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How to overthink petting your cat.

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Roses are red, I’ve got a cough.

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This is far more sad than funny I think.

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The only way 💥

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Is this meme format okay here? Hope so because the message is important.

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How to will someone to give you a blow job.

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Who had one of these in their school? I don’t think I ever want to use a sink like this again, but I remember the sound and smell of the one in my elementary school vividly.

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This made me smile all day. Dogs are amazing at everything, even tweeting :)

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Roses and fire trucks are red, the sun comes up every day,

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Roses are red, air is free

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OP seems unaware that kids today can watch any cartoon ever made, whenever and pretty much wherever their parents allow. And also, that Looney Tunes wasn’t the first ever, or the first on TV.

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Some truth for your Saturday morning.

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This is the family friendly version of my usual response.

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Overly manly man’s overly harsh take on current events.

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It’s a bit surprising this lostredditor didn’t get downvoted into oblivion.

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Son of God is a show off, it just never ends

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Who else loved You Can’t Do That on Television?

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Feeling nostalgic about movies this morning. The Breakfast Club is one of my favorites and one of the few I’ve watched as an adult.

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Yes, I see your point

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How to avoid admitting you don’t know your coworker’s name.

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Jem and the Holograms!

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Look at how many non-ironic likes this got. Wth? The kids on the right are in a city so they wouldn’t be laughing and playing in a river in the countryside even without the smart phones. Is this a pro-rural lifestyle or anti-technology statement? I’m confused and annoyed.

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Gotta love the 80s magazine colors and layout. This cover brought me right back to my bedroom when I was 11. My walls and ceiling were plastered with pages from Bop and The Big Bopper.

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The person in front of me lining their groceries up pretty much single file so I couldn’t unload my cart and had to rush to hand things to the impressively quick and efficient cashier when it was my turn.

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Brighter than a lucky penny

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I cut this panel meme down to be able to share the pun magic with you all.

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Beastie Boys, Licensed to Ill. Just look at that track list - pure gold.

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The album Banned in the USA by 2 Live Crew. I somehow got a copy at age 10 but my parents confiscated it. I had 2 (can’t remember why) and made copies of the one they didn’t take for my friends. We kept listening to it because we weren’t supposed to, not necessarily because we liked it.

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Another user just posted Stand by Me and it got me thinking about movies I loved. Pump up the Volume was one that I watched, rewound, and watched again many times.

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Roses are red, soap in your eye stings. What the hell is this? It’s a...

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Happy little pupper!

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