When I'm at a party with people I don't know

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When I'm home alone and the printer starts making noises

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When my boss tells me to smile more

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Another My 'x' made this; what do you think? post gets called out

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MRW I'm asked to describe my dream girl

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MRW someone's tailgating me on an otherwise empty road

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It's a well-known fact that Jewish people were followers of Hitler.

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When I accidentally see a spoiler for a game I just got

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When my new coworker unknowingly told off the university president

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When the other kids make fun of me during snack time

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Standard operating procedure on r/popping

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When I got hired into my first desk job

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When my girlfriend broke up with me because of a dream she had

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My university sucks

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Our Lord plays Dota2 (x-post /r/gaming)

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It's also too damn close to Christmas

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When I blow a raunchy fart in the shower and the humidity makes it worse

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I'm pretty sure the mafia did it

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This will be worth every penny

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When I got my first taste of real Texas barbecue today

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When I click a link to one of those screamer videos

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This is why we can't have nice things

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Being smart means sounding white? [x-post from r/WTF]

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MRW I accidentally clicked on the D: drive instead of the C: drive and the disk tray unexpectedly opened

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When I saw the end of Seeking a Friend for the End of the World

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MRW my dick touches the inside of a public toilet

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Appealed a ticket. What can I do if I lose the appeal?

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