My four year old just gave me this for Mother’s Day 😂 everything is totally true2yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/funny
My 9 year old went through my Christmas stuff while I was at work and thinks this is Elf on a Shelf...5mo ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/pics
Rescued a *very* stressed and reportedly aggressive Green Quaker this afternoon...four hours later, I think I have been chosen? Or is he plotting my demise? Tips are welcome!2yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/parrots
Day 2 of adopting a stressed and reported aggressive Quaker Parrot...details in comments, cause I couldn’t reply to everyone in the last post!2yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/parrots
Fun response I got in a CMV thread. Doesn’t take much to make us hurt, y’all 🙄3yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/menwritingwomen
My employer made us badges to make us feel better about being “essential”. I would have preferred more money, so I fixed their gift.4yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/funny
After a painful breakup and avoiding what was “our” room, I moved back into it and made it “my” room. Thought y’all would appreciate it!4yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/CozyPlaces
New here! For my 34th birthday, I got myself my favorite Sailor Scout’s symbol tattooed on my collar bone. Anyone else wanna share their Sailor Scout Ink?!1yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/sailormoon
In the Disney Movie “The Hunchback of Norte Dame” (1996), Clopin sings that the town celebrates “The Feast of Fools” on “the 6th of Januevry” (changed from “January” to rhyme better), which was why those idiots stormed the United States Capital back in 2020...2yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I have never owned or driven a Subaru, but I found one of you in the wild on 81N in PA and wanted to say hi. Also Mechanicsburg traffic sucks.7yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/subaru
[OC] DM: “We don’t have enough minis for combat...” Me, The Bard and An Intellectual:2yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/DnD
I have no business being here, as I no longer own a Jeep, but I caught one of y’all in Virginia. JMU traffic, amiright?5yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/Jeep
3 months ago this thing was trapped in my stomach. I'm glad I wasn't pregnant forever...Matthew born via c section on 8/16/17 at 8lb 15 oz6yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Elijah came out just in time for New Years on 12/28 (short birth story in comments)9yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/BabyBumps
I eat a very light breakfast (under 200 calories) so here is my 410 lunch: Home Made Egg Drop Noodle Soup and Tuna Sandwich!8yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/1200isplenty
I used to kill everything I tried to garden. Here is my shelf of things that turned my black thumb green.7yr ⋅ TJ4President ⋅ r/gardening
