When I have been Pavlov'd into sticking my tush out for a lil' smack from the boyf every time I walk by him...8yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
First date is handsy, pushes me to drink, begs me to spill a lot of personal secrets. At the end he says he's not into me. I say that's totally fine but that his pushy behavior made me uncomfortable. He responds, I don't owe you sex just because you were open with me. Never contact me again. MRW:9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
And they're always better when you build a collection from past boyfriends rather than buying them for yourself.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When my ex's new girlfriend starts sending me death threats... and I didn't even know she existed7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Slowly attempting to climb out of a long dark depression... first time I'm leaving the house with makeup and hair down in 2 months. 7 day curls.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/curlyhair
For Staff that do not attend the holiday party, it is expected that you will work your entire shift on this day, unless you take vacation or personal time.8yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Resl talk, trolls: post-abortion hormonal changes are no joke, especially when depression is a thing I already have. If you have an e-hug to spare, I could use it.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just got fired from my dream job after 2 months. I spent 6 months job hunting and now I have to start over with so much shame and feeling utterly incompetent. I've never been fired and I hurt so much :(8yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When my much younger friends all have high-powered jobs and I feel like an asshole for being jealous7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
A new tiny b-day gift in the mail each day... pretty sure my SO is trying to tell me something, but what could it BE?10yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm trying to count calories, so I subscribed to a few diet subs. But I'm surrounded by 22 year olds...6yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
HIF going in to work after my dad told me that I have a McJob where I do nothing of any importance and need to climb the ladder until I don't have any supervisors. I'm a policy analyst who advises state and federal officials.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just spent 2 hours reading my Livejournal that I stopped using in 2006... I now remember things that I've totally Eternal Sunshined from my mind8yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Last day at my current job, my insane supervisor tells me to accept her LinkedIn request and write her a recommendation. MRW:7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my new BF's birthday is coming up and I already got him a present.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I quietly post a selfie in a niche sub to congratulate myself on taking the 1st step out of depression, it somehow hits r/all, and a bunch of jerks pop in to tell me I look like an ugly man in drag.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
E-mailed my old college advisor to catch up. He responded with this picture of his creatures.12yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/aww
HIFW I share my Netflix account with my friend after her ex changes his password on her.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When a guy gives me the right of way at a cross walk then yells, you're not that cute, sweetheart, turn around, what the FUCK does that mean?9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Handsewn spread. After freehanding my monthly, I've started doing my weeklies like this with inspiration from all of you!6yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/bulletjournal
When I have to run the AC *and* the humidifier because I've got bronchitis in 85 degree weather >:(7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've started grinding my teeth at night, so now on top of the eye mask and headphones I wear to bed, I also have to wear a goddamned night guard.6yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I just got my tubes tied, the Pope is in town, I'm Jewish, it's the week of high holy days, and I'm not observing any of them.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I developed a potentially permanent grotesque rash on my face. I have a massive interview on Wednesday. I have surgery on Thursday. And today the love of my life dumped me out of nowhere. Rash + being 31yo = single forever. I can't function, Trolls.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Whenever I force my coworkers to explain yet another inscrutable concept to me7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I can't believe it took me 3 months to realize yet another BC method was making me suicidal. I'm angry with doctors for refusing to acknowledge that this side effect exists. I'm angry with myself for letting it get this far. Hold me, trolls.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My uterus' reaction getting my first period after I had my fallopian tubes removed:9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Heyyyy TrollY. Gettin' wine drunk and super bad at flirting. Happy Valentine's Day?9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Didn't use a ruler for this monthly spread, and I'm digging the wobbly lines (even with the one whiteout oops)!6yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/bulletjournal
My very privileged coworker said she started hating Beyonce after Formation came out 😠7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm at a conference with a $1000 registration fee and they make us pay for booze at the reception.10yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
CEO asks me to get details about the GOP retreat here in Philly... then sends an all-staff email saying we can take the afternoon off to protest.7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I don't even understand the difference between bridal showers and bachelorette parties and the photos made it look like I would have been really annoyed, but I'm also offended I wasn't invited by golly!7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This is what happens to me every time a restaurant doesn't do online ordering.11yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
URGENT! Philly protest in an hour, help me think of what to put on my sign!7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm a lefty pinko nutjob, but it gets to me when my friends spread clickbait and false info. Trump is terrible enough without being edited. How do I point it out without being a dick or seeming like I'm not on their side?6yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/AskTrollX
my boyfie and i have the same lewk, we're twinsies!! our babies will be so CUTE 😍😍✨💕6yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/muacirclejerk
I think this fortune put the words in the words in the wrong order.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I start a new job tomorrow and my impostor syndrome is giving me panic attacks.7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Behemoth the Cat from Mikhail Bulgakov's novel Master and Margarita. My crazy concept brought to life by Jenny Rahman (@southpaw.stipple) @ Hunter Gatherer Tattoo in Philadelphia7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/tattoos
I may not have slept in ages. I may pass out before going out tonight. The hair might be completely wrong. But I'll be fucked if I'm not going to sit all day in my apartment dressed as my childhood idol. It's showtime, Synergy.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, my cramps are excruciating and none of the stuff that's supposed to help helps. How do I get doctors to believe/help me?7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Snowstorm tomorrow. Planned on working from home. Just learned the bar down the street will be opening at 11am, has free wi-fi, and will be discounting drinks by 50¢ for each inch it snows.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
And it's one of the healthiest relationships I've ever had, dammit.10yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Just when I thought everything bad had already happened today, I set fire to some plastic that I didn't know was on my stove.8yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Multitasking by trying on 2 of my new lipsticks at the same time. Resulted in a killer gradient!10yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
This was his first message to me. Whether or not I respond, I lose either way.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After teaching himself data science, my BF is going through the entire K-12 math curriculum online. For fun. He's on a snowboarding trip to Colorado right now...7yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Hey trolls: a lot of stuff is going to pieces in my life right now, and I need to keep myself together, but self help stuff is a little too cheesy. What's some humorous/realistic self-motivation that has helped you?9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Trolls, please help. I was fired two months ago right after starting a new job, and my boyfriend just dumped me last night. I don't have anything left.8yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I thought I'd never find work again. I start my dream job this Weds. Which is also my birthday. BALL OF NERVES.8yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I made the mistake of commenting in a default sub because I got excited about the SCOTUS decision today.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Thought I'd bake a cake to surprise my friend on his birthday. Aaaaand on the walk over... (bonus recipe inside!)8yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF after making a packet of my CV and writing samples for each of TEN people interviewing me tomorrow.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Shark week. Generally bummed. Played hookey from work. Saw this on the curb on the way home. Story of my life.10yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
So red lipstick is a turnoff now? I now resolve to dress like this daily.10yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
It's a rainy, cold, blustery Saturday and I decided to stay in tonight. Gimme new shows to binge? Already finished How to Get Away With Murder and need new ridiculousness...9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I think the makeup I did for my new headshot for work turned out pretty well!11yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
Home alone, both my guys are out of town, surprise package of sexy underwear arrive from past me... guess this is what I'm doing the rest of the night.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Apparently my new beau's friends don't like me -- I love how loyal you guys are, but please don't jump to tell me to DTMFA. Hear me out first?9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MFW my period is 5 days early so I didn't have a chance to werewolf myself, and now I feel like a goddamned walking PMS stereotype.10yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ever since that .gif of Sherlock kissing Molly, I see Benedict Cumberbatch in a sexier light.11yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/LadyBoners
Maybe I have weird taste, but old school Jim Jarmusch & Tom Waits really do it for me.11yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/VintageLadyBoners
MRW I have to delete a post because the first comment is a guy mansplaining feminism to me.10yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I never knew what my grandpa looked like until today. (Kharkov, USSR, late 1940's).11yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
MRW I get unsolicited dick pics from a Tinder match I thought was cool.10yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My workplace has a weekly newsletter where staff get shout-outs for their work accomplishments Everybody gets really legit snaps for their work. I got my first. Under Innovation category. Timory - for sharing the secrets of long lasting lip color. A truly eye opening experience. :/8yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
[FOTD] First ever successful tightlining/waterlining! CCW, but please be gentle :)11yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
I'm not even a gamer, but MRW SVU makes a mockery of anti-girl gamers, anti-SJWs, and online harassment all in one episode.9yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
First attempt at stamping utterly failed, yet somehow I still kinda like it.12yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
Speaking of Tom Waits, here's my favorite shot of him and Jim Jarmusch. Oozing cool.11yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
HIFW one of my best friends of 10+ years hasn't spoken to me in 4 months, I can't figure out why, and I'm pretty sure the friendship is over.10yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm 29 today. Here's a grainy picture my friend took of my glittery nails and a tiny balloon.12yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
I've been watching Orphan Black and have decided Michiel Huisman is my new boyfriend.10yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/LadyBoners
My derpy little girl died suddenly this morning. This was her favorite place to sleep.12yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/cats
to make my horrible doc review job more bearable, i play around at sephora during my lunch break...13yr ⋅ timory ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
