Hey everyone. Thought you might like my new shirt.

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Asked playground equipment company for mock up of what it will look like. Got this.

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The Fist of God, inverter of faces.

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I’m in no way surprised that this sign was necessary

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I feel this

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[Homemade] Pepperoni and ricotta calzone

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An ear of pre colonization era glass gem corn grown by a Cherokee farmer in Oklahoma.

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Guy last night ordered flank extra extra extra well done ... and burnt. He said this was perfect.

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This is the shit that’s going to make snap one day.

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What’s a real man?

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Birock Nobama

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We doing smoking chairs? Milk crates are like legos.

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May have been posted before but this is pure insanity

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75% of people I work with

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Homemade pepperoni and ricotta calzone. (It has sauce inside. I still call it a calzone. I know 😬)

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Not working at the moment and I’m getting stir crazy so I volunteered at a church to help make food for people who can’t get it themselves. This will be black bean chili.

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People don’t give away drugs!

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Picked the wrong guy to rage on

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Nothing can survive

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Had a cook exactly like this dude. Lil soup was his name.

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Great execution but all of that fondant? No thank you.

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I feel this so deep in my soul.

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Server prepped some fruit cups and mixed in raw butternut squash.

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Meatball, marinara, and provolone on grilled garlic bread.

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Last Sysco order was 37 items. 17 were out of stock.

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Get a load of this $hit.

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When you’ve set up 14 dishwasher interviews and 0 have shown up. This is just 40 min into dinner.

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Oh the sacrifice!

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People haven’t figured out this doesn’t work?

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Asian grocery near me caters to all of your live frog needs.

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These multicolored eggs from a local farm

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All of these perfect cubes of food.

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I work at a MLB park and I happened to look up today. This goes on for about 200 more yards before it disappears into the building.

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Seared U-5 scallop, yam puree, radish, citrus, vanilla vinaigrette

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There’s talk of sending ppl to Mars yet we can’t make a wrap that doesn’t do this.

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Shutting down for a little while. Let the pickling commence!

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My wife made French onion burgers. Hell yes.

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Thought you might enjoy this.

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Monkfish, Thai mussel broth, crispy scallion rice

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My nephew builds custom guitars for Gibson. He recently finished one for Slash. This ones for Tim Reynolds.

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Legit looks like a mask.

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Any thoughts on this?

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What do you think this smells like?

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St. Anthony, why have you forsaken us in our time of need?

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Does it count if they’re gone?

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Hits close to home

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Check out my GOLD reward box. Am I being punk’d?

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Laxatives containing the exact same ingredients

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I need another professional opinion. Is this omelette cooked enough, or no?

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The master has spoken

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I don’t think there’s any doubt.

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What is this berry I’ve found growing all around my yard? Looks kind of like a strawberry but definitely isn’t.

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Woman pulled up, got out, and walked into this restaurant like this was totally ok.

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They gave me three good years so I bought them again.

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Don’t talk to me or my son ever again

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Cooked off some bacon for today’s breakfast service.

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Bought a house and made the seller leave this morel statue.

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I’m a chef and I propose that food gone bad content should be allowed.

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I love the smell of a just built kitchen in the morning.

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Oh my my my

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Friends of mine turned this former closet into a home bar with 4 beer taps and refrigerator / freezer drawers.

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Damn close to just one big whybrow.

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The “value” pack is 30 cents more than just buying two at regular price.

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Don’t you love some of the crafting shots in eso? Sometimes they’re cinematic with the camera sweeping in.

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Not a normal day at the grocery store. Found $2,000 laying on the ground. Would be dope if no one claims it.

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Friend just sent me this.

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I can spend a long time looking at these perfect cubes of food.

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These local farm eggs

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Forbidden chicken finger

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Honestly, at this point, I feel pretty “at home” in Medici.

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Oh Fayette County... How much money was wasted on this?

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Our cake cutting knife at work!

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This sign confirms my suspicions.

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Idk man. To me it looks a lot like a regular Rice Crispy Treat with an M&M set on top.

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Former SEAL Team 3 Commander Jocko Willink re-enlists Thomas “DRAGO” Dzieran aboard the USS Kennedy [1080x1080]

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I’m getting married so give me money. Also, shots.

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Back again with todays GOLDEN reward box. RNG gotta be better today, right?

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They finally understand.

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Welcome home, you beautiful son of a bitch.

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Miniature boardwalk. Just learning to tilt shift and I’d love any input.

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Hello summer. Watermelon peach gazpacho.

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Who are these people who think it’s ok to put back a bottle with 2 tablespoons of stuff left?

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My son put the police officers hat on the farmers body

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My cake knife at work!

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Going for Halloween feel here.

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M / 45. I feel like I don’t look bad compared to other men my age but you tell me.

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Found in a storefront in Amsterdam

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My swanky kindergarten picture from 1980.

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The royals of the kingdom of scumbaggery

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I asked one of my cooks to make a cheese board for tonight and he put fucking bananas on it.

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I joined r/freekarma4u on a whim and immediately received this. I think this whole movement is ridiculous.

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Just subbed cause I peed this guy out today along with some friends.

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Soon to become Mac n cheese for 1000 people for this weekend.

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Friends of mine turned this former closet into an amazing home bar with 4 beer taps and refrigerator / freezer drawers.

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This is a real bummer. Originally posted in r/facepalm

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Oh [REDACTED]!!

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Just realized while shoveling that I have a runestone in my front yard.

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Found in the walk in. This is why I’ll eventually stab someone.

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I’m a laid off chef but volunteering keeps me (mostly) sane. Here’s chicken cordon blue casserole for 700 of my neighbors facing food insecurity. Will be baked tomorrow with buttered bread crumbs and herbs.

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Many to choose from!

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They’re really kind of beautiful. I had no idea what a spore looked like magnified.

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Hi summer. Welcome back.

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Check out this bad boy!

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Actually, way more than mildly.

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Is the toilet outside on the bathroom? I’m so confused.

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I had to go talk to this woman to confirm that she did indeed want one egg cooked over easy and over medium simultaneously.

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I’ll be taking over for Marv

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Found this going through some of my old collectibles from my childhood. Given to me by my grandma. Any value here?

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Homemade Milk Bar popcorn cake.

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[Homemade] Chicken Pot Pie

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Friendly reminder that the ISS can be seen with the naked eye. It’s very real.

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In case you end up traveling back in time

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Well thank you very much Jubilee box!

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Stop and actually imagine what it would be like to eat this repugnant fondant.

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Dinner for 300 tonight

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My new favorite warning placard.

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What do you all think? 1890 Parke Davis materia medica set. 280 sample tins but missing the directory telling you what is what. Lol

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Why does rain seem to make my plants grow so much better than watering? Gaze upon my adorable little watermelon.

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Glenumbra is my favorite zone. What’s yours?

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Granola and fruit in a toolbox at a breakfast party today.

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I’ve been paying so much interest to Capital One for so long. I sucked it up and paid them both off for $1,500. I then had a purchase refunded and so am now negative on one! I can’t wait to see how this affects my score.

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Spitting image

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[Homemade] Bacon Crusted, Whiskey Glazed Pork Chip

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Oh, Tim ...

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Sore in my sons mouth. He’s 3 and keeps complaining that his mouth hurts. Is this an ulcer or something I should get checked out?

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Also, I was banned from r/offmychest for making my last post here regarding admin censorship.

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Humor me pls. Would this be enforceable in any way?

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Felt like baking today so I made some huge pepperoni rolls with roasted peppers, olives, mushrooms, and cheese.

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Saw this in another sub and was curious if anyone here ever encountered a request like this. No sex just company.

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I don’t have the heart to mark all as read.

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Dinner for 300 tonight

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[Homemade] Grilled scallop and shrimp skewers with big u-10 scallops

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My 3 yr old woke up with this. Says it bothers him. We were outside playing a lot yesterday and in his pool. Is it just heat rash? Should I use antihistamine cream?

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What kind of rug??

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Painted on the playground of a school near me. What is this used for,

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Pretty, but gross

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Stuffing chicken breasts

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How to mock someone’s dancing.

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[HOMEMADE] huge pizza rolls with mushroom, olive, roasted peppers, pepperoni, and cheese.

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No, he didn’t. X-post

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DYLLM?

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Cooking a few mushrooms for NYE first course. Have a good one everyone

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My co workers keep telling me I look like Edward Norton but I just don’t see it.

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I often keep a gram of odd looking flour hidden away.

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