Yeah fam, can't imagine what that's like

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The Pact of the Chain is not for the faint of heart

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Let me just stop you right there.

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The moth and the lamp [Fiship]

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Seriously what is he allegedly famous for exactly?

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If you can imagine a world where he's right, he's wrong.

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It's all about the green.

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Never. Break. Character.

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Honesty is often the most potent weapon in a GM's arsenal

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Sounds like a great vacation spot

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I'll see myself out.

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5'10 Gang 😔

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In Underworld (2003), it took the vampires approximately eight hundred years to think of using silver nitrate to kill werewolves. This illustrates that vampires do not understand chemistry, foreshadowing the complete lack of chemistry between any of the film's characters.

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Geckromancer is also acceptable

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Well, *I'm* convinced

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They run what you might call a family restaurant.

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Turning my tumblr posts into actual memes instead of being lazy and taking a screenshot, day 1: The All Catfolk Party

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What can I say, I'm polydamnorous

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So that's why that modron never returns my calls.

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They didn't even stop to wonder why every other room in the dungeon was empty.

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Kobolds are a real font of possibilities

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Where my wicked lesbian witches at

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Look, I only know one way to take a compliment

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Wights get Smites is also acceptable *in written form only.*

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This is the official terminology now, I don't make the rules

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Listen, my parents said to face my fears and I took that to heart okay

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And that's when my table decided our kobolds were the dog variety

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It's nice when we can find some common ground

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I'm gonna need to see some ID.

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In The Matrix: Resurrections (2021), Captain Bugs Bunny is mystified as to how Neo has barely aged in 60 years. This is a sly reference to the fact that Neo's actor, Keanu Reeves, is immortal.

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Reception is terrible in my area smh

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Clever girl

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Ghostbusters warn of spectral emissions

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She's still learning.

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All of creation is a burning wheel.

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Water weasel

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Why yes, my brain is filled with chicanery.

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I hope people actually remember this show

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It's a thankless job

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HELL YEAH, JUST FOUND THE HIDDEN LEVELS IN BABA IS YOU MFERS

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In his defense he'd never actually seen a bear before

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Asymmetrical problem-solving.

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It's like Fireball but lukewarm and beige, for the record

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Wisdom in times of strife.

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[Smug 16-bit androgyny]

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Pictured: the PCs attempting to pawn off all the random crap they found in that last dungeon.

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Sorry I'm hard to shop for

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Are we still doing hot Paris takes?

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I mean the spell is self-only, and it's not like bugs understand common, so...

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And the Barbarian can invent new swear words!

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The hard part was getting the paladin's deity to forsake her so the company couldn't call it an act of god.

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DM stands for Designated Martyr, right?

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The judgment of Paris, if Paris actually had sound judgment

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FULL SPECTRUM BULBS ARE A GRIFT ANYWAY MFERS

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Look bottom surgery is expensive okay

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Would you like to make a contract?

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At least it's usually early enough that you can still get a refund

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I am convinced this has happened thousands of times and there is a thriving population of the things out there.

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The barbarian introduces himself to the new PC

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Did somebody mention trans catgirls

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How to plan things as a GM:

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She's been super supportive and an amazing ally, but it's kinda funny watching her short-circuit while she's learning this stuff.

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Thor attempting to lift Utgard Loki's pet cat, 13th century CE colorized

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Dormammu, I ain't bargaining for a damn thing.

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Happy birthday, Delta

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So this is pretty much me in my 30s.

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So, transgender main character *and* you get to kick the snot out of hordes of TERFs? Not bad, Vampire Survivors, not bad at all.

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I hear there's pretty good fishing on the Gaslight River.

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The main reason my GM style is 95% improv:

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The Toni to Tony pipeline is a sinister one indeed

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All the peeps complaining about how horny the AI is be like

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Pineapple hamster

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The operative word is 'can.'

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egg_irl

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You never know when an existential crisis is gonna hit

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Golly

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Yeah, I'll bet they were just getting married on the same day

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See, *now* season 16 makes sense

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When presented with two options, endeavor to find a third.

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It's a very welcoming space.

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Tell me where he is, I just want to talk

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*Narrows eyes suspiciously*

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What a droll gnoll

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It's a buyer's market, y'all.

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I want to feed him a small cracker.

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I call it Paladeniability

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A true story

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What, you thought fighters were the only ones who could go freelance?

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Harpy PCs be like

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What, you think those ears are just for show?

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Gotta watch out for those Hexblades, man. They are hard to perish.

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SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA ASK THE HARD QUESTIONS MFERS

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Shouldn't constant peace disarm for the first time her blue left leg to cure us

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First time playing in years. Forgot how much I loved this insane little game.

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Achievement Unlocked

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How trying out your new name feels:

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Maybe let one of the players take a turn behind the screen?

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Clearly, the proper response to a confession of love.

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And that's how we spent half the campaign drinking at the Gangrenous Moose

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Character development

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And does it count as vegan?

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It's more like one pillar and a couple of toothpicks, really.

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Obi-Wan says trans rights

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My pronouns

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What a lovely party thrown by a completely inconspicuous old man

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foxxo_irl

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GM doesn't stand for 'geography mover,' Dave.

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Does a 14 hit?

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Rootin' tootin' magic shootin'

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If 'Kick It Up a Notch' by Starkid isn't a trans anthem I'll eat my hat, though

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Character Development

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More painfully-out-of-character Aurora edits, anyone?

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God dammit, Mick.

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Hark, a treeeeeeeemmmmmmmmors meme!

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Nice to have a parent who holds the closet door open for you.

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I endeavor to cultivate empathy, kindness and good will towards every member of the biosphere... BUT

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The key to happiness is...

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In this essay I will

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Caught with their hand in the soul jar

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And that's why the monster manual still has dinosaurs.

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Stupid sexy transistors

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Oh, just [REDACTED] already.

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When you low key know only a Sith deals in absolutes

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Anyway, that's when I got kicked out of Bard college.

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This was an old folksy saying that I'm pretty sure people were turning into a 'challenge' on social media. Since you have to suck the air out of the jar before you can stick it to the frog, it was mostly a way to trick your friends into kissing a frog.

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Doing my part

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Fringe benefit: it's also easier to braid my hair.

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Praise the Sun

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Trust

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When I see people trying to gatekeep the use of RvB memes

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Jade Regent adventure path be like:

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I love my nephews, even if none of us know what they should call me :P

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Wizards and Warlocks

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It just... it happens so often.

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Favored Enemy: A Love Story

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No roll is truly a failure if you're a good sport about it.

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We are different, but we go... together. ~AKA yer girl just beat Subnautica for the first time!

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It's out there, Simmons. 🍑

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Were you a Nerf kid or a Lego kid?

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[Chugs iced tea with feminine intent]

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trolling_irl

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[Panicky gnome noises]

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Reincarnated In Two Different Worlds! How Can I Save the Kingdom When Half My Soul Is In Another Universe?!

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Tucker did it!

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Gideon, show me the future.

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You're right, Produce Flame will probably be much more helpful.

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Also, my GM notebook is written in crayon.

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