Now, when I say Hello Mrs. Cumberdale, you scowl and let out a disappointing groan.4yr ⋅ throwmeaway_2 ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Bourbon polish to darken my Walnut Strands (album inside) - thoughts?12yr ⋅ throwmeaway_2 ⋅ r/malefashionadvice
I've got a monopoly to maintain. I own the electric company, waterworks, plus the hotel on Baltic Avenue8yr ⋅ throwmeaway_2 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My wife is not a doobie to be passed around. I took a sacred vow on my wedding day to bogart her forever.6yr ⋅ throwmeaway_2 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Joe Willie Namath, swaggering off the field, his sideburns an apogee of sculpted sartorium -- the foppish follicles pioneered by Ambrose Burnside, Appomattox 1865.8yr ⋅ throwmeaway_2 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Orient CEY04002B0 World Traveler - I'm dying to buy this, but can't find it anywhere!12yr ⋅ throwmeaway_2 ⋅ r/Watches
