If you can think of a better way to socialise, I'd like to hear it.10mo ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
When Marge told me she was going to the police academy I thought it would be fun and exciting, like that movie, Spaceballs! But instead it's been painful and disturbing like that movie Police Academy.5yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Young man, since you broke grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.6yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Homer, I don't want you driving around in a car you built yourself.6yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat, he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.3yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
They'd banished the awful paid verification forever, because it was haunted. Now let's all celebrate with a cool glass of free speech.1yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Mom, there's a weird smell and a lot of cursing coming from the basement, and dad's upstairs.4yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Blackadderposting? That ain't been popular since aught-six, dagnabit.1yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
When you read Toby's tweet and find out Deltarune probably won't finish for years5yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/Deltarune
Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.4yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'll be back in a minute. I'm going outside...to...stalk. Lenny and Carl.5yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I can't believe I'm being mocked. By my own children. On my birthday!2yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When you got in a fight with the garbagemen and they're cutting off your service4yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
If I wanted to see a man eat a lemon, I would've taken the lemon-eating class!5yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
By your logic, I could claim that this rock keeps tigers away.4yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Everyone needs to drive a ve-hicle, even the one-off characters.6yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Folks, how often have you opened some real acid, only for the acid to fly out and hit you right in the eye?5yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Homer, organized labour has been called a lumbering dinosaur4yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's no cakewalk, being a single parent juggling a career and a family like so many juggling balls. ...two, I suppose.4yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And with that, a mighty cheer went up from the heroes of Shelbyville. They had banished the awful lemon tree forever, because it was haunted.5yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I will send Bart the money to fly home. Then, I will murder him.5yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Your father can be surprisingly sensitive. When I giggled at his Sherlock Holmes hat he sulked for a week and then closed his detective agency.8yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
It's no cakewalk being a single parent juggling a career and a family like so many juggling balls...two, I suppose.4yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me.7yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
When you're having homoerotic thoughts at the bowling alley6yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/SimpsonsFaces
For the woman who only has four fifths of a second to eat a lemon.5yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost eighty-million dollars.4yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The politics of failure have failed! We need to make them work again!4yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh Lisa, there's no record of a hurricane ever hitting Springfield!8yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Young man, since you broke Grandpa's teeth, he gets to break yours.8yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You flush one down, it swirls around. Ninehundred-and-ninety-nine springs to flush down!8yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Smithers, I'm beginning to think that Homer Simpson was not the brilliant tactician I thought he was.6yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Wait a minute, there's no such thing as a talking one-off character!6yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This verdict is written on a cocktail napkin...and it still says guilty!8yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Otto, you gotta do something, there's a gremlin on the side of the bus!5yr ⋅ ThrowawayusGenerica ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
