[F]ake word fact: Unwanted shadows are called shadon'ts (To prevent shadon'ts, I kept my arms up)6yr ⋅ throwawaythottish ⋅ r/gonewild
[F]ound the Easter eggs (just pretend that's already a euphemism)5yr ⋅ throwawaythottish ⋅ r/gonewild
[F]ake etymology: Bed is actually an acronym for Built for everyone's dozing6yr ⋅ throwawaythottish ⋅ r/gonewild
Not that itsy-bitsy or teenie-weenie, is yellow, but not a polka-dotted bikini [OC]6yr ⋅ throwawaythottish ⋅ r/RealGirls
Roses are red and so is my tank, I'll take it off with a few yanks (F)3yr ⋅ throwawaythottish ⋅ r/gonewild
[F]ake history fact: Many statues from Antiquity became armless due to the actions of Nero, a known arm fetishist6yr ⋅ throwawaythottish ⋅ r/gonewild
You're sorta veiny, you probably think this song is about you [f]4yr ⋅ throwawaythottish ⋅ r/gonewild
4 buttons, 3 somethings, 2 somethings, 1 hand. Today, today, today! [OC]6yr ⋅ throwawaythottish ⋅ r/RealGirls
![Out o[f] the blue](https://i.imgur.com/bfDvpzeh.jpg)
