I thought long and hard about my Halloween costume and chose to dress up as a premature ejaculation. I’ll be the guy who just came in his pants.3yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
When someone asks me if my beard makes me hot in the summer, I reply it makes me hot all year long.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Any man who can hitch the length and breadth of the galaxy, rough it, slum it, struggle against terrible odds, win through, and still know where his towel is, is clearly a man to be reckoned with.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
When you have to work late but start browsing Reddit, not much work gets done.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Wrap your arms around me so I can kiss your neck and gently run my hands down your back.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Join me for a wet and wild ride so I can be your one way ticket to your darker side.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
I want to do so many dirty things with you that they have add a new entry to the Urban Dictionary.3yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Come closer and let’s blur the lines on where I end and you begin so you can help me celebrate my birthday with a bang. 🧨🎉4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
(45) The chef always brings the best meat to the 4th of July cockout. Happy 4th. 🇺🇸5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/DadsGoneWild
Imagination is everything. It is the preview of life’s coming attractions.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Call in sick so you can spend the day on the couch with me and we can do naughty things together. 😈5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
A towel, it says, is about the most massively useful thing an interstellar hitchhiker can have4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Have you ever woken up one day, see yourself in the mirror and think “I look good naked today” or is it just me?5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
When asked if my beard makes me hot in the summer, I reply it makes me hot all year long. (46)4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/DadsGoneWild
Dark meat has always been my favorite part of the turkey. Can I make it yours?4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Some mornings require a little spring in things to get the day going. (45)5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/DadsGoneWild
Let me slowly get rid of the things that don’t matter so you can focus on the thing that does. (AIC)5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Rip this shirt off me and let your inhibitions scatter like my buttons.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
A sexy neighbor requested I come back for a post. Let’s do an Econ 101 refresher and I’ll be the supply to your demand.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Stay in bed with me just a bit longer, I have something I wanted to show you.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
A Tuesday tease and some indecent exposure. Is this enough to get put in cuffs?5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
My gentle side will make you weak but my dominant side will make you wet. Which are you more comfortable with?4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Don’t confuse confidence with arrogance. You can look in the mirror and say “I look good today”. Do you agree or disagree?5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Dinner and chores are done, kids are in bed so it is time for a hot shower. Come join me?5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
The best costumes are sometimes based on real life. Let me be the hero you deserve.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Being comfortable in your own skin isn’t always easy. I have always been self conscious about my body hair and my backside. I have embraced my body hair but only on the front. Stepping out of my comfort zone with this.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Browsing my favorite sub while answering questions throughout the day. [Ask Me Anything]5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Saturday morning shower thought - When dressed we are actually naked people in disguise.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Getting PUMPED for the Final Four 🏀tonight. Guess who I am pulling for?5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
🧡 In order to address the issue, you must put a spotlight on the issue. Orange the world. 🧡5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Some mornings require a little spring in my step to get the day started.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
I am running short on clothes today. This is the only clean thing I could find.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Work on being in love with the person in the mirror who has been through so much but is still standing.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/TheDadNextDoor
Work on being in love with the person in the mirror who has been through so much but is still standing.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Big spoon seeking little spoon for cuddling, kissing and holding you close.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Can I convince you to help me out of my wet clothes so we can get wild?5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Thanks for the love and support this past week but all good things must come to an end. (More in comments)5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
I have a lot of responsibility throughout the day, but tonight my only responsibility is your pleasure5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
I have been told I have a great personality but do I have an ass to match?5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
There aren’t many things better than a hot bath behind a locked door.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
At my last confession, I was told to rethink my thoughts and actions. I think we should skip church and get wet and wild together.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Let’s double the pleasure and double the fun to celebrate the ONWW’s 2nd Anniversary. It’s a party where everyone is welcome to cum!4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
When you are supposed to be working from home but start browsing Reddit.4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/chesthairporn
As you take a look back at 2019, remember that you are never too old to reinvent yourself because the best is yet to come. Happy New Year and to a lot more sexy fun in 2020. 🥂4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Forget mild Monday, it’s spring break week for me. Let’s get this party started.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
The moment will arrive when you get comfortable with who you are. To be comfortable in your own skin is the beginning of strength. Let’s get comfortable together and start this week out strong.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
A sneak peek of this weekend’s coming attraction. RSVP to pick your spot, seating will be limited.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
You should wake up every morning with determination if you are going to go to bed with satisfaction.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
The chef always brings the best meat to the 4th of July cockout. It may not be a foot long but it will still fill you up. 🇺🇸😈5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
I know you love it when I tease you, it just makes you want more of me.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Happy Mother’s Day to all of the sexy ladies of r/onmww. It’s time for you to lay back, relax and let me serve you for the day.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
I heard a new wives’ tale today - a bulge a day makes a woman want to play. Is that true?5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
I always look forward to causal Friday’s. Let’s get casual together and get a head start on the weekend.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
I don’t wear lingerie but it won’t stop me from wishing you a Happy Valentine’s Day. ❤️4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
I played the Request Thread game: dad bod edition. Would I score on your leaderboard?5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
April showers may bring flowers but I brought a bonus in the comments of my shower.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
There is always room for you so let’s start the week off getting you hot and wet.5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
Congrats to the sexy ladies of ONMWW for 150k. 4 ways down to please you and 146 more to go. 😈4yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/ondww
With a week off of work, do you have any suggestions on how to pass the time?5yr ⋅ Throwawaydad5785 ⋅ r/TheDadNextDoor
