Someone actually wrote this shit (x-post from /r/justneckbeardthings)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/niceguys
White knight is in love with your mind, not your body (x-post from /r/niceguys)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/whiteknighting
Another gentlesir complaining about fuckboys (x-post from /r/justneckbeardthings)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/niceguys
26 year old Pokemon fan who is sick of being a nice guy (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Captain Obvious: Deadpool is so uncough and ungentlemanly (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
She wanted good grades. I wanted sex. Friend zoned again! (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
I have only the best intentions for m'lady (x-post from /r/niceguys)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Benevolent sexist and proud of it (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Backstory: this guy posts passive-aggressive FB statues after being rejected by a girl with a personal trainer boyfriend (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Anyone who exercises and takes care of themselves is a douchebag (x-post from /r/niceguys)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
This gentlesir is too classy for national send-a-nude day (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Think about this next time you block some passive-aggressive creeper (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Knight in broken and rusty armor (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
The entitlement just oozes from him (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
M'ladies want a guy who cries during Bambi (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Proud to be m'lady's doormat (x-post from /r/whiteknighting)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
M'kitty's cuteness pales in comparison to m'lady (x-post from /r/niceguys)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
This gentlesir is as subtle as a clown with its cock out (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
A real man won't care that I'm eating myself into an early grave9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justlegbeardthings
Only Chads can get away with being creepers (x-post from /r/justneckbeardthings)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/niceguys
He is truly humbled to be in the presence of such a fine feeeemale specimen (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
She's probably getting spammed by neckbeards as we speak (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Why isn't my totally not creepy poetry getting me laid? (x-post from /r/niceguys)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/CringeAnarchy
Yet another I held a door open, where's my reward? whine fest (x-post from /r/justneckbeardthings)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/niceguys
White knight makes a move on FB over Chinese food (x-post from /r/niceguys)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/whiteknighting
I'm a nice guy with an incredible sex drive (x-post from /r/creepypms)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/niceguys
Facebook statuses from Neckbeard Mike (x-post from /r/neckbeardstories)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/niceguys
Feeeemales don't appreciate chivalry anymore (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Whatever happened to old-fashioned courting? (x-post from /r/justneckbeardthings)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/niceguys
Caps lock: are you ready to unleash the fucking fury? (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
I'll stay celibate to spite you! (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
I refuse to be respectful anymore (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
An incredibly awkward, one-sided Facebook convo (x-post from /r/justneckbeardthings)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/niceguys
Suggestions for how m'lady can become my fantasy woman (x-post from /r/niceguys)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Only I'm allowed to have standards! (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Several gentlesirs give their $0.02 (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
White knight longs for the days of good old-fashioned courting (x-post from /r/justneckbeardthings)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/whiteknighting
Why does the douchebag always win? (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Fedora tipping that just keeps on intensifying on Facebook (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
I just want a m'lady I can treat like a pet. Is that too much to ask for? (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
I'm waiting for a chance to steal your girl (x-post from /r/cringepics)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
This gentlesir deserves nothing short of a perfect female specimen (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
A true gentlesir will deny m'lady's proposition (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Mad libs for asking someone out (x-post from /r/justneckbeardthings)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/CringeAnarchy
I'll break my neck just to be in your life (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/whiteknighting
And m'lady showed me her boobies and I like them too! (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Gentlesir posts soliloquy on Facebook (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
My wooing will come nice and slow (x-post from /r/justneckbeardthings)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/CringeAnarchy
Wouldst m'lady like to see m'dick pics? (x-post from /r/whiteknighting)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Something something feeeeeemales and their periods (x-post from /r/justneckbeardthings)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/whiteknighting
I'm a little on the big side, so if that's a problem, you're a rancid swine (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
The best part is the Hail Mary that is the second message (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/OkCupid
Gentlesir on Craigslist isn't like the rest of the Neanderthals on m4f (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/whiteknighting
Real men are the ones who blow up your phone every night (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Another nice guys finish last whine-fest (x-post from /r/niceguys)9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/justneckbeardthings
Guy who abuses caps lock and is a little on the big side (x-post from /r/niceguys)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/OkCupid
Is this guy a troll or the biggest Nice Guy stereotype to ever walk the earth?9yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/niceguysDiscussion
When he sends you unsolicited declarations of love (x-post from /r/justneckbeardthings)8yr ⋅ throwawatc123 ⋅ r/niceguys