Kid: “Pay close attention” (places ball under blue bowl and shuffles bowls). “Which bowl is the ball under?”3yr ⋅ thisissixsyllables ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
My kid won't eat her eggs because they have dark spots. Yeah, that's the fork.3yr ⋅ thisissixsyllables ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
“People frequently mistake me for forty years younger than I actually am, believing that I am a pure, poreless fetus moments away from being shed from the womb into toxic, indirect sunlight.”3yr ⋅ thisissixsyllables ⋅ r/SCAcirclejerk
thanks for the tip, guys! only cost $3.99 to ruin the relationship i once had with my pup! (+ psa the hat size recommendation for pugs is a lie)3yr ⋅ thisissixsyllables ⋅ r/aldi
Antivax propaganda left on my car, complete with bible verses at end.3yr ⋅ thisissixsyllables ⋅ r/infuriatingasfuck
Why are we so excited about pictures from a planet with such giant, disgusting pores? What did it do, rub apricot scrub all over its surface? F’ing gross.3yr ⋅ thisissixsyllables ⋅ r/SCAcirclejerk
He's a king because he gets the bad guys. I can't correct this.3yr ⋅ thisissixsyllables ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Malbec paired with fries, shredded cheese, bacon, and a dino nugget for garnish4yr ⋅ thisissixsyllables ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
My four year old son made me this arrangement from the wildflower patch in the backyard. I may have teared up.4yr ⋅ thisissixsyllables ⋅ r/gardening
Help plz. Got this tres leches cake mix sample with my bodywash. Do I eat or apply to face skin?3yr ⋅ thisissixsyllables ⋅ r/SCAcirclejerk
One of my favorite parts about being an SRNA has been finessing contraption rigging techniques. EtCO2 monitoring in action.3yr ⋅ thisissixsyllables ⋅ r/CRNA
Last submission was apparently too dank and removed. Censored the hateful image for resubmission.3yr ⋅ thisissixsyllables ⋅ r/dankmemes
