My young niece and I send each other funny cards in the mail sometimes. Her latest one really cut me deep.8yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/funny
I'm now a German citizen thanks to the new citizenship by declaration law!2yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/germany
MRW we've had enough Macho Man GIFs and it's time for something new.8yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my wife tells me I'll be fired if I keep browsing reddit at work.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When I'm out with my buddies and we call our wives to ask if we can go to a strip club.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/southpark
MRW I'm out to breakfast with a friend who orders coffee without cream or sugar, but the waitress gives me his drink instead of my juice.8yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Found this on Google Maps. Located in Carmel. Is that a piece of the old turf?11mo ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/Colts
When I'm out with my buddies and we call our wives to ask if we can go to a strip club.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
Looking for contact info on Anker's website and I found the perfect representation of German customer service.2yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/germany
I had this fantasy, that I would look across the tables and I'd see you there, with a wife and maybe a couple of kids. You wouldn't say anything to me, nor me to you. But we'd both know that you'd made it, that you were happy.4yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/Colts
When I work really hard on a GIF and the first comment is a criticism.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
MRW my friend watches I Love You, Beth Cooper and plans to confess his love to the most popular girl in school at graduation.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My local police must be responding to a pancake emergency. (X-post from r/pics)9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut
First week plant based. Digging these bowls I've been making. Spicy brown jasmine rice, black beans from the Instant Pot, and steamed cauliflower, asparagus, and sweet potatoes4yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/PlantBasedDiet
MRW when I find out my workplace is going to start monitoring individual employee internet usage.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
MRW my parents tell me I should get married in their baptist church.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my sister-in-law finds out my brother is on the Ashley Madison list.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my golf buddies ask why I'm with them instead of out shopping with my wife.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My Dad got this tattoo a few years ago and thought it was hilarious. He died of a heart attack three weeks ago. He would be happy to know he gave someone a little laugh.10yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/pics
MRW I'm buying myself Star Wars toys and the cashier looks at me weird.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I will raise a hundred children with a hundred of your lovers if it means I can be with you.6yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
My girlfriend's reaction when I finally tell her I want to try pegging.8yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
MRW we've had enough Macho Man GIFs and it's time for something new.8yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
When someone from r/PCMasterRace encounters console gamers in the wild.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
On Weird Al's current tour, one of the perks for the $279 VIP package was a Weird Al watch. The watches were not available at the shows and were mailed later. Something's not right.6yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/crappyoffbrands
MRW my coworkers ask why I make GIFs all day when I have tons of work piled up.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
My girlfriend's reaction when I finally tell her I want to try pegging.8yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My wife and I like this house, but I think the ext looks off. Any tips to make it look better? Color, siding, windows, or anything else?4mo ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/ExteriorDesign
MRW the teacher asks if I'm drawing dicks on my notebook during class.8yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW when I find out my workplace is going to start monitoring individual employee internet usage.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I go back for another $10 in Powerball tickets and someone reminds me the odds of winning are 1 in 292.2 million.8yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
When I create a new GIF but get overanxious and give it a shitty title.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
Although partially fictional, I would love to see a build-off between these two pairs. 12yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/TopGear
MRW my ex-girlfriend left me for another guy and then begs me to take her back after he cheats on her.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I ship a lot of eBay packages for work. Today I shipped one to Albuquerque...added a little something.12yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/breakingbad
When my wife tells me I'll be fired if I keep making GIFs at work.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
IU Health Plans pulling out of ACA Exchange and individual insurance market.7yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/indianapolis
My friend ran into ''that rock n' roll chef'' and ''the dad from Pawn Stars''.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/funny
MRW my ex girlfriend unexpectedly drops by to give me the rest of my shit.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I simply remember my favorite things, and then I don't feel so bad.6yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/opieandanthony
I was always skeptical of Bitcoin until one of my favorite filmmakers showed me the light. And I got in way cheaper than he did.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/Bitcoin
MRW someone asks me why I spend the weekend at home on my computer.8yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
When I create a dank gif that turns out to be unsuccessful, only to see someone else repost it later for that sweet karma.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
MRW I sue Gawker for $100 million but the judge awards me $115 million.8yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
A post I made yesterday gained a bit of notoriety. A reporter from BuzzFeed just contacted me about it.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/funny
When my parents tell me I should get married in their baptist church.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/HighQualityGifs
When I'm out with my buddies and we call our wives to ask if we can go to a strip club.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my gf asks if I want to go out to lunch with her and her girlfriends.9yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Fellows, let's be reasonable, huh? This is not the time or the place to perform some kind of a half-assed autopsy on a fish...10yr ⋅ TheToolMan ⋅ r/TACSdiscussion
