My 3.5 year old ran inside to go to the bathroom, but apparently took a detour for a fistful of brownies. There's literally a handprint in the middle of the pan.4yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
My 5 year old just learned that 911 still works on old cell phones. He was playing cops and robbers with his brother... and apparently needed backup.4yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
Bought ourselves some peace and quiet for $3. Last one standing with a dollar still on the wall wins the money.4yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
If my daughter keeps doing her own eye makeup, child protective services are gonna come knocking pretty soon 😂4yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
Today has been challenging to say the least... I smashed my pinky on my reciprocating saw and it REALLY hurts. Please send prayers my way.3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
I was about to pour myself a drink and realized 2 of my ice cubes were actually pizza rolls. Maybe I don't need that drink after all.3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
This shirt makes people so irrationally upset that it has become my new favorite.3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
This was painted by my 95 year old great aunt, who just started painting in her 90s. You're never too old to try some new!3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
The Ayam Cemani, rarest chicken in the world. They are black down to their bones.4yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
It doesn't take much to brighten someone's day. Thank you to my 4 year old for that reminder.3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
🔥 Had a visit from this cotton-candy looking dude. Most fashionable moth I've ever seen!3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/NatureIsFuckingLit
The chips were too small to effectiveness dip in the salsa so I poured them in a bowl and had chips and salsa cereal. I completely forgot this happened until I looked at my pictures this morning.3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/StonerEngineering
As soon as I went to snap the pic, my daughter turned to give mommy a kiss4yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
Not sure if this makes me brilliant or an asshole, but I'm entertained by it. My kids are scared of the bad guys from Home Alone so I added them as a contact in my phone and threaten to have them babysit if they are misbehaving. Works like a charm.4yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
This is Chief John Smith, a Chippewa man who lived in the Cass Lake area of Minnesota until his death in 1922 — reportedly at age 137. Though modern scholars claim he was only about 100 at his death, Smith always insisted he was born in 1784, meaning he lived to 137.3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Ope! Not my pic, saw in a community page and found it too funny not to share. What are the odds?3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/minnesota
7 years of 1 project at a time is finally starting to pay off. In order, we replaced the roof, swapped asphalt for concrete, wrapped the columns / added maintenance free decking over the concrete porch, stained the brick, replaced the door / windows, painted the garage doors & replaced the siding2yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/Renovations
UPDATE: I'm sorry to report, it got above freezing today and it seems to be the end of the line for the Frozen Shark Pajamas experiment. Thanks for coming along on this journey with me. Until next time...2yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
🔥 Saw this gorgeous web on my morning bike ride and had to u-turn to capture it4yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/NatureIsFuckingLit
After seeing JJ's new grill, I couldn't help but think... what if Kirk got one? That's all. You're welcome and I'm sorry all at once.2yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/minnesotavikings
Underrated dad perk: getting to lick to tops of the yogurts before giving it to the kids. I strategically give them all a different flavor so I get to sample the variety pack.3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
My wife got lasik today and needs to keep her eyes closed for another 4 hours. You'd better believe this is going to be the first thing she sees when she finally opens her eyes.2yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
Got outsmarted by a 2 year old. I told him that once there's nothing left on his plate, he could have a popsicle. He promptly dumped all his mac and cheese on the table and said clean plate club. I'm not even mad - you earned that popsicle.3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
My grandpa's hat and dog tags from WWII. Fought in Germany and was in Battle of the Bulge4yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/pics
My divided cereal idea was only my 2nd best culinary creation... introducing the Startle!4yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
Found a box of Kentucky Home Sweet Home mats at Home Depot... in Minnesota. Can't believe these aren't flying off the shelves!3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
My 5 year old just ugly-cried for a solid 5 minutes because we wouldn't let him drink syrup from the bottle like Buddy the Elf4yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
This pool has been closed for code brown for about 30 minutes... which begs the question... what exactly is this guy guarding? #protectoroftheturds2yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
An unmarked, work van backed in to our neighbor's driveway and my Home Alone obsessed kids set up traps in our house. They also asked for mac and cheese for lunch like Kevin. Not on their watch, Wet Bandits!3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
Every year for my wife's birthday, I let my kids pick out dollar store presents for her. Always fun to see what they come up with. This year's haul: tape, dinosaur Valentines Day balloon, unicorn ring toss, caulk, window cleaner, envelopes, a plastic horse, solar lights, puppy card & deck of cards3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
This is how my wife cut my grilled cheese today. It's been a good run, but anyone know a good divorce attorney?3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
I was the proud owner of this bottle of rum for about 10 minutes before this happened3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
So they don't like masks or vaccines because they presumably support freedom of choice... but don't want people who exercised that same right, to get a shot or wear a mask, to enter their bar?2yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/facepalm
🔥 The roof inspector found a couple of claws sitting on our shingles. Apparently an eagle or hawk stopped by to have a snack?2yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/NatureIsFuckingLit
Somehow post bath selfies have become tradition in my house. Just took a pic with my 4th and final baby and it made me a little sadder than expected. Goes fast3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/aww
🔥 This Cheeto was on the ground about 30 seconds before it was completely covered in ants. We are so outnumbered.3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/NatureIsFuckingLit
I used to draw all the time as a kid and then kind of forgot about it as an adult. Just bought some supplies with hopes to get back at it for the first time in a decade or two. Naturally had to start with a Vikes logo... Skol!3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/minnesotavikings
From 1785 to 1922, White Wolf, also known as Chief John Smith said to have lived 137 years4yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
I graduated high school 16 years ago and just recently took the time to read through all the signatures. Looks like I probably should have done that sooner. Sorry, Mallory!3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
Looking to upgrade your shopping cart, but not ready for the commitment of cart ownership? I've got just the solution for you!3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
The sign said, No shirt, no shoes, no service. Didn't see nothin' about pants. Loophole.3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
My 5 year old got in trouble for calling her bus driver a butt driver today so now we're making an I'm sorry I called you a butt driver card. Surprised Hallmark didn't have this one covered.2yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
At least they got the no mustard / ketchup part right. Unfortunately for my son, they decided to skip the hamburger too lol3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
The contractor who did my siding is saying this slanted j-trim was necessary because of the lip on the soffit. My thought is they could have made a little notch to make it even OR at least have butted up to the soffit (there's like a 3/4 gap). Assuming they're just being lazy?2yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/Renovations
While I was distracted, my son added an entire 2 pound bag of shredded cheese to his macaroni so it'd be super duper, extra cheesy3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/funny
Lake of the Woods, Minnesota is only accessible through Canada. Since COVID restrictions won't allow residents to pass through Canada currently, they were completely isolated until they made a 22 mile ice road.3yr ⋅ TheTonz ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
