That's just a dick move Elsa [x-post r/funnny]

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16ft Manta Ray! (x-post from r/NatureIsFuckingLit)

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This quart of oil has the 1/4-quart markings on the side, but doesn't have a clear section so I can see how much I've poured.

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I injured my thumb, so it hurts to use the steering wheel controls on the Jaguar I just bought.

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I can't see the ocean view from my hotel room because of the fog.

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Forbidden you say? I think not!

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Mmm! Taste it!

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I don't remember this quote. Was it from a State of the Union address?

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I feel like the guy with the price gun has an agenda.

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Try and stop me

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Jesus either wants me to die, or he's waiting at my house for me.

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I thought I was ready, but maybe one more minute...

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