Who else remembers Book It!, which rewarded you for reading with motherfucking Pizza Hut, fuck yeah!12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/nostalgia
The Mystics from Medina Village sure don't like dem gays. (x-post r/gaming)12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/chronotrigger
Dad incorrectly texts son, thinking it's his secretary he's having an affair with. Can confirm 450%, I am the tongue.11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/thatHappened
The garage? Hey fellas, the garage! Well ohh-la-di-da, mister Frenchman.12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
But Aquaman, you cannot marry a woman without gills! You're from two different worlds!11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Um, excuse me Mr. Smithers. Bart may be seriously hurt. Could we possibly go ahead of you?11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Simpson scandal update: Homer sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which he believes gives him sexual powers.11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Even as a 24 year old male, the memory of my mother reading me this book tugs at the heart strings.12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/nostalgia
Two redditors take a picture of the same car accident from different perspectives.10yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
First thing tomorrow morning, I'm gonna punch Lenny in the back of the head.11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I’m not normally a praying man, but if you’re up there, please save me, Superman!11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Submitted for the approval of the Midnight Society, I call this story The Tale of Laughing in the Dark12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/nostalgia
Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and... are you wearing a grocery bag?12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All right, later dudes. S you in your A’s, don’t wear a C, and J all over your B’s.12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/IASIP
Remember when this happy, dancing little fellow was forwarded in every e-mail?12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/nostalgia
Excuse me, Mr. Simpson, on the Itchy & Scratchy CD-ROM, is there a way to get out of the dungeon without using the wizard key?12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Here's an impression of Mr. Burns that you may find a little...cheeky.11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
How to tell which neighborhoods to rob and which neighborhoods you'll get robbed in.11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/funny
Marge, I'd like to be left alone with the sandwich for a moment.11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let’s see, our foreign exchange student Uter has chosen Charlie and the Chocolate Factory...11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Saw this on the back of a septic tank truck while driving to work. It made me laugh.12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/funny
Kramer, these balloons aren't going to stay filled 'til New Year's.11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/seinfeld
Reheated in the microwave four day old pizza, drizzled with buffalo wing sauce and globs of ranch dressing.11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Homer, that's not God. That's just a waffle that Bart tossed up there.11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Sold separately. Sometimes I feel like I've been sold separately.11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Well, class, the history of our country has been changed again to correspond with Bart’s answers on yesterday’s test.12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Yes, and you call them steamed hams despite the fact they're obviously grilled.12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Here's an impression of Mr. Burns that you might find a little...cheeky.12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Don't worry, Mom. I'll bust you out of there just as soon as I get a cocktail dress and a crowbar.10yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
All right, pie. I'm going to start doing this: Om nom nom nom. And if you get eaten, it's your own fault!11yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
These were the shit. And every kid wanted a pair. The day I got too big for them was a sad day, indeed.12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/nostalgia
I found my old 12 Marvel toys and decided to make a scene with them.12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/nostalgia
Ugh, this high speed modem is intolerably slow. Hey, what the, huh, the Internet King? I wonder if he can provide faster nudity.12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I paid for a colossal donut, and I'm gonna get a colossal donut.12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I am an intern with a minor league baseball team. This is what I had to dress up as for Mascot Day today.12yr ⋅ TheStabbingHobo ⋅ r/funny
