Well...someone was a horrible parent.
The difference between boys and girls.
In the year one million and a half, humankind is enslaved by giraffe.
Well, someone was a bitch.
I saw him!! Im super cereal!
With apple season upon us, Flanders offers a useful tips.
Best Simpsons appropriation
She's not a slave, mom!
With autumn upon us, Ned Flanders gives us some useful advice.
Don't be creeped out. Just know it's a compliment.
Well, if Bart can be El Barto...
Miss him so much.
Stupid babies need the most attention.
Someone on r/funny made an Internet Final for finals week.
Best license plate ever?
Homer's views on homosexuals.
The mating call.
I really, really wish you would be my girlfriend
Y'know, he has a point.
Fry's Valentine's Day
Just making out with m'lady.
Just a joke, but oh so true.
Lmfaooo get it because it's what I named my town!! XD Explore every corner.
le me, wearing my trademark eclectic yet tasteful clothing
I saw it! I'm super cereal!
Parent of the year.
Pretty cool map of the old territory system.
Everyone wanted this background on school picture day.
IMO, these were better than Kool-Aid Bursts. Mainly because each bottle had a different face on it.
The commercial for this came on all the damn time.
That moment when we all saw Jonathon from Rugrats for the first time.
Redditor attempts to close his biggest deal ever with Fortune 100 company. After 18 months of agony, he asks the VP of the company who he has to fuck to close a deal around here. You'll never guess what happens next!
I guess it's because Canada isn't a real place?
Skimming through old Nintendo Powers, found some interesting pre-release GBA info...
I don't think I should say it...
Lolz ur mom's fav food
Porn @ church 🤣🤣😂😂🤣😂
I guess Cyclops had another power I was unaware about. (The Uncanny X-Men #139)
Oh, and don’t bother calling 9-1-1 any more. Here’s the real number.
With all the talk of North Korea in the news, this is all I can think of.
This was one of the books that defined my childhood. I know I can't be the only one.
Anyone else remember when the internet looked like this?
Homer stop picking at it.
Military helmet getting its camouflage. (x-post /r/gifs)
LOL wife is fat and pregnant 🤣🤣
No idea what to title this, so I'll just leave it here.
Uh-oh. We've drawn Judge Snyder.
Apparently the vision insurance I am paying $31/month for isn't accepted anywhere in my area. This is yet another reason why we need universal healthcare. So needless to say I canceled that plan and decided that my $31 for next month would be better used by the campaign. Match me!
Redditor brings own plate into McDonalds, all for that highly salty yet delicious McKarma.
AHHHH! They're DOGS! And they're playing POKER!
Happy Valentine's Day!
Newbie, I heard your voice.
Was told y'all might appreciate this.
Mo' money mo' problems, Stanley. You of all people should know that.
Can we get rid of this Ayatollah t-shirt? Khomeini died years ago.
George shares my frustrations.
Sit perfectly still! Only I may dance!
A full map of Springfield (from r/TheSimpsons) [1930x1259]
I think my sister nailed my birthday present this year.
Picture of HHH made entirely out of pickles, peppers, olives, onion, lunch meat, and cheeses.
Ah, I love these real Saturdays. They’re so relaxing, not like that fake Saturday that almost got me fired.
The Mystics from Chrono Trigger sure don't like dem gays.
Ned with some useful advice for autumn.
My awesome view from tonight! 😑
I knew this shit wasn't fake.
A list of all the island tours, how many medals gold stars pay for each, and the requirements to reach gold.
Mr. Hutz, are you aware you aren't wearing any pants?
I'm pretty sure we all just recorded our farts over and over...
A full map of Springfield
What I tell myself every Valentine's day... (x-post r/futurama)
This was another one of the books that defined my childhood.
You guys, you gotta make it sexy. Hips and nips! Otherwise I'm not eating.
HitClips: For those of us who wanted 1 minute portable clips of our favorite songs.
Such an edgy senior quote.
Hahaha. Charles Tillman completes a student's math homework.
Something I can't believe I never noticed before: Kevin's apartment has a Bizarro Superman figure
LOL Loki could have stopped Thanos 🤣🤣
I prepared it as I bathed.
Woke kid doesn't see skin color
Love them Doritos and Cheetos.
Look out, Itchy! He's Irish!
Manjula is yellow.
Oh, okay, um, here . . . Oh!, uh, okay, let’s see, um, what if I did this? . . . You’re on your own!
Look, my gang - which I can't talk about because it's super secret - is the most important thing to me now. And if you two don't like it, you can just pass the blunt to the nigga on your left.
The Zelda Cycle
Pillow talk 😂😂
Two best friends.
Well, it sure isn't Superman...
Not those peanuts. The ones at the bottom.
This is one picture.
Gyarados would probably be one of the most frightening Pokemon to encounter in real life...
We need more Bort license plates in the gift shop. I repeat, we are sold out of Bort license plates.
Mr. Hill, you have no ass.
I figured out how to open the safe.
How I feel talking to my non-single friends about their plans for tomorrow.
That's right! She's got the munchies for a California Cheeseburger!
At last the world is safe, eh, Fallout Boy?
Why haven't we gotten this for the Squidport, yet?
My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials, but few stayed to bowl.
Lol guy gets rekt on Twitter by God and Satan.
Oh, my God! Someone’s trying to kill me!...Oh, wait. It’s for Bart.
I am not O'Brien! I am not O'Brien!
You can stuff your sorries in a sack, mister!
You had to have the biiiiig salad!!
All right, ladies! Prepare to be blown away by Bang Bang Bart!
Straight into the pony friendzone.
I don't know about any of y'all, but this was the first level 100 I had.
I'll teach you to comb it over so no one can tell.
I'm not leavin' without my kiss.
CHICK Mangione?! I'm not a chick, I'm a dude!
That'll do, Piggly. That'll do.
I don't feel right.
I wish Pinchy were here to enjoy this.
Call 1-600-DOCTORB! The B stands for Bargain!
National Congress of American Indians puts racism in sports logos in context.
Skating rink parties every month growing up. I miss those times.
Mmm, it must be Lisa Simpson, because of course Martin Prince perished in that science fair explosion.
We drove 2,000 miles for this?!
Pigs tend to chew. I'd say he eats more like a duck.
I go walkin' after midnight.
Batman playing with fire.
Meanwhile in Chernobyl...
Kansas City Royals relief pitcher Greg Holland practices bunting during a spring training baseball workout Tuesday (x-post /r/baseball)
It's a Festivus miracle!
You said this monkey would be sweeping the floors and cleaning the gutters. And now, he just lies here, struggling to breathe!
Lizard...am I standing in poop?
Give that man the $10,000!
Uh, chief...you're talking into your wallet.
No TV and no beer make Homer something something.
You call that a knife? This is a knife!
Who else remembers Book It!, which rewarded you for reading with motherfucking Pizza Hut, fuck yeah!
The timeless art of seduction
The Mystics from Medina Village sure don't like dem gays. (x-post r/gaming)
I'm out there, Jerry! And I'm lovin' every minute of it!
Fall foliage at Bristol Mountain near Rochester, NY
We work hard. We play hard.