MRW I'm going down on a new guy for the first time and he gives me NO WARNING WHATSOEVER8yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm broke, and the cute pharmacy tech asks if I'd like to redeem $10 in rewards points when I'm buying Plan B.9yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I just get home from the hospital after being assaulted by an OkCupid date and no one can cover my bar shift tonight.10yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I had our whole future mapped out, trolls. It's been a month and I'm still a mess... and my mom found our sex toys while helping me unpack. I'm going back to bed forever.8yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Fuck Chicago weather; love Chicago beers. After shoveling 19 of snow, I needed a damn showerbath.10yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/showerbeer
I like The 100 because it's hella feminist, but let's be honest... Eliza Taylor and Alycia Debnam Carey don't hurt.8yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/ladyladyboners
The liquor store was closed by the time I left work, so I had to make do with some shower cabernet.11yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/showerbeer
Nothing cures a long day at work quite like a hot shower and a cold IPA.10yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/showerbeer
After all these bathbeer posts, I had to see what the fuss was all about... and I wholeheartedly approve. Cheers to you, /r/showerbeer.10yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/showerbeer
As a Blackhawks fan, I could only think of one way to soothe the pain of tonight's game.9yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/showerbeer
Support your local brewery! Chicago's Revolution IPA. (Please excuse the potato quality)11yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/showerbeer
I'm a staunch feminist with a degree in biochemistry. This annoys the absolute fuck out of me. (x-post r/funny)9yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After a long bartending shift, it's finally my turn. Lagunitas (9.3%!) Undercover Investigation Shut-down Ale.9yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/showerbeer
He listed his income as >$250k. I'm a bartender saving every penny I can for grad school.10yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/OkCupid
MRW a much younger coworker (who knows I'm in an LTR), starts sending me unsolicited snapchats of himself stripping.9yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Long day at work called for the poor man's spa treatment: a fancy beer in a bubble bath.10yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/OKBestFace
Fuck looking pretty. Sometimes you just need to get really drunk, put on a morph suit, and play the drums.10yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/OKBestFace
Had a profile on and off since 2012, and never had much success. Went on what was supposed to be my last OKC date ever, and we've been crazy about each other ever since. I swear it can happen, guys.9yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/OkCupid
Finished my Christmas shopping and got home from a party with my hair, makeup, and dignity still intact. Lost my nose hoop, but I'm still calling a victory.10yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/OKBestFace
Feeling bummed out by people and the 'real world', so I set up a tent fortress and brought this guy for company.10yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/OKBestFace
Don't you just hate it when you get ready to go out, only to realize you're Rosie the Riveter?10yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/OKBestFace
He took the time to look through my photos, including one of me in the redwoods, and this is how he chose to personalize his message.11yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/OkCupid
Do you like crab legs? (Bonus: I'm listed as single and vegan on my profile.)11yr ⋅ TheSquareTeapot ⋅ r/OkCupid
