Why *would* you notice it? You don’t see someone weird looking and immediately conclude they’re a vampire4yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
‘When you go to college, they won’t allow you to act like this’ Meanwhile, college:5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
*Noir narrator voice* She was an eldritch abomination from beyond time and space5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
Ok but like..surely some boomers worked in retail at some point, right? What happened to them to make them this way?5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
Lovecraft was scared of seafish, the cold, and black people so he was just the most pathetic human being ever5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
This is like when that Chinese researcher tried to make some babies immune to HIV and in the process may have accidentally made them superintelligent5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
The ghosts of Gore Vidal and Tennessee Williams are clapping on the sidelines5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
It’s kinda sad that you need a degree of success before people are willing to forgive your harmless eccentricities5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
If an old man did this to me I’d probably genuinely panic, who knows what boomers are capable of5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
The profile picture, the username, the contribution..this person is true chaos5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
People who try to cruise through life on natural intelligence alone seldom succeed5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
England is not a country well suited for travelling long distances5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
ThatHappened doesn’t account for how weird the world is sometimes5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
There is also the thing where you go ‘oh 1980? That was 20 years ago, right?’5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
I seriously wonder where some SCP pages get their images from sometimes5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
I just want to know what the hell that tweet up top was a reference to5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
Back in the 60s or whatever that probably was the biggest issue they could have5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
Catholic Church Attempts to Produce Anti-Trans Propaganda, Accidentally Creates Most Metal Thing Ever5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
They let a woman off for blasphemy because she stripped in front of the jury they were really not that rational5yr ⋅ TheSpaceYoteReturns ⋅ r/tumblr
