If only it were more funny than sad

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In case anyone was confused and/or concerned as to why this sub is named OrphanCrushingMachine

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Thought this comic captured the essence of Virgin vs Chad vs Thad vs Lad

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If you masturbate to something completely new, you evolve. The weirder (relative to your normal) the content is, the more powerful the mutation.

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The world map for my post-apocalyptic Gaypunk dystopian world

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You can make bird beaks and bills go flaccid

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You can summon and banish this. It will not attack you, that is all the control you have over it. It hates being called a bird, it prefers being called “Musculoraptor.”

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Vagueness makes gold

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Marshmallow gives me two excellent scrunges

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Burgers class

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Die.

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You can shift your legs to replace your arms and your arms to replace your legs. Accessories, including gun, not included.

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You can summon and banish this thing at will. It shoots legs. You may enter the tank but not control it, although you may talk to it, and it may choose to comply.

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This clock doesn’t look like it’s melting

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You can do this

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Tried a sketch of the Sphere Cow

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Cromch my finger under the blanket

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Let’s get him on the periodic table!

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Win the lottery out your ass with market values

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TITLE THAT CONTAINS ADDITIONAL PUNCHLINE

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Cat yes banana

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I came to a library after 300-400 rooms, as I estimated after writing down a mark in my journal every 100 rooms. The light in the back looks... very tempting...

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Like and subscribe for more videos

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You already had a punchline

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The dominant god in my OC world Disk'oorude, the god of creation Okaughand'thinkryex

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All healthcare should be free

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Cleaning the world's oceans by shitting in it

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As an American, this looks about right

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Hol up

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Because kids never partake in memes

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Raise your chances of being the richest person on earth with a thicc coin

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Because all grandmas are nice and not at all willing to bring attentions to a lack of interaction

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I'm rooting for us, don't tell them

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Let’s get him on the periodic table!

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Wow, I remember this from 4-5 years ago...

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SCP-42069-J

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Got a new possible favorite picture of Marshmallow last night.

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COMIC NAME

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Pink moth

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DECLARATION OF MOVEMENT TOWARDS ##USER_CITY## BY ##ARRIVAL_DATE##

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(Petition) Thought I'd add to this sub by making a custom sub icon.

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Garfield uses a doorbell with his mind

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free your bones people drink milk

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You can do this

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MAKES RICE

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Seeing stars

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At least, let's say, 6? no, at least 7 seconds.

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Minimalization needed

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Mods are probably asleep, have some corn for scale

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I made an HD version of the finally a worthy opponent template some time ago

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Because nobody accidentally says “love you,” and nobody jokingly says “love you” back

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If you scroll you are heartless amen = 100 prayers

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Scientist discovers pocket of void, calls it “vantablack” for that sweet, dark, nonexistential karma

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😂😂this😂😂👌😂😂is👌😂👌😂😂😂😂👌👌serious👌😂👌👌👌please👌😂😂👌👌👌😳😳😳😳😂😂😩😩😩😳stop😩😩👌😂😳😳🅱️🅱️😳😳👌😩😩🅱️😂😩👌😳😂

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How dare you insult them

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You can turn your head into spaghetti. Even your skull and brains, everything in your head turns into spaghetti, although you remain fully conscious. Loss of spaghetti matter will result in missing skin and flesh, and at worst, skull or brain. Severed spaghetti will not damage, only it falling off.

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You can make tomatoes dance

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Soldier B, the okay

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User hacks Google to only produce 69, claims it was random for some very Nice. Karma

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EI EI ONO!

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God takes Australia and puts it in his kitchen, claims it was just worn from the floor for that continental karma

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The workshop brothers, controllers of the fiery string

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Pretty similar to a top post here but still fitting

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Cumchella

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You can swap handles and your hand

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Turning Point SPQR, in Latin

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Allegedly.

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I'm not kidding, it obliterated my DM's plans for the session. After all, who could expect 45 pounds of bread?

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You can summon and banish the pill cat

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Panæramæ, system error demon of the hill

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Mmm i should make somethingike this but centered

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Ackdhslph

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Because screenshots are too hard

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Congratulations Carol

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Spread the word!

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Sparguitar, wielder of the Guitar of Light

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██ ██████ ██ ██ ████ ████ ████████ ███ ████ ████████

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Goodbye to my DM's plans, stopped by 45 loaves of dwarven bread. One of two memes I will post.

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You will though

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Blessed_crucifix

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Blessed_Bath

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When someone tries to tell me Thanos should have doubled the resources

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rArE fOoTaGe Of DoG GeTtInG rUtHlEsSlY iNtErRoGaTeD aNd tOrTuReD bY rApId ShAkInG

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Gifts!

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Kneecapman doesn’t feel so good...

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Tuba Vader, musician of the dark side

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POST SAYING “WOOOOSH” IMPLYING THAT A USER DID NOT GET A JOKE

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Because kids never drop their toys in the sink

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Huh

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Pretty much this user’s entire account

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Scronch

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Damn it

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Let’s get him on the periodic table!

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Well, he is

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Each day we stray further from God

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Haha fornite kanser anirite

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I turned a shit meme into a good meme

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mhe anid thte danmk reddiat boyns

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Let’s get him on the periodic table!

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An interesting title

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Dancing_pain.jpeg

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Elon Musk joint got made into a versatile meme! Should I invest?

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WHEN YOU CUM

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I figured I’d put this here

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L Æ M O N H Œ R S E

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PhIl SwIfT hErE wItH fLeX tApE

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Nathan Hale, soldier of the many lives.

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Nice.

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Clickbait like this. That’s a rock formation.

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Naked women can get thousands of likes, how many can we get for our man in black here

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Cat.

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Comfy chonk

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🅱️

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Remæmber the lid.

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Discord is great (does this count)

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Wach ouut for thhe Bes

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Ah yes, the rare Woooooooshception

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“The puny sniper” 4 ammo cap, fires light bullets; can hold many at a time to swap out for consecutive sniping. (Not my pic)

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Thy moderators hast the enormous homosexual

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Stay stronk bois

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You’ve been set up

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The normies got to it!

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The cleaver bride and groom, butcherer of cakes

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BOOTLEG MEME

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Thank you for your story, bootyphilosophy

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Taking a picture of a phone taking a picture of a phone taking a picture... 3healthbars?

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Did you know?

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We need everyone to know! Let’s get him on the periodic table!

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This American quarter is made in America and is worth about 25 American cents.

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When you find a meme you saved in June and you can post it now

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The blood writer, creator of the dark scrolls

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Here ya go, itstinyrick hadn’t posted so I did

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Get a glock to the cock if you mock the spooky memes

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Woah, that came out of nowhere

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Look where you’re driving.

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Nice.

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New potential versatile meme. Should I invest?

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OWOH a sbubby

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You can no longer hide ads on the Reddit mobile app. (I know the flair is odd, but i think it fits best)

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Scortube, the one who hears all

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Nice.

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Nice.

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Too irl

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Listen to him

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Also... nice.

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This white piece of paper

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You better updoot all the spooky memes

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TITLE REQUESTING HELP ON ERROR

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