The left was me in 2009,with a daily habit of almost any drug you can think of. The right is me last year, with over 3 years of complete abstinence from everything. Don't do drugs.10yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/pics
You come back with a crusty ass bathtowel that been in the dirty clothes for a week.9yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Boy put that back on the rack, I got garbage bags and mop heads at home.9yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Oh hell no tf outta here, you ugly af and want some titty pics?!9yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Calories were sacrificed, my life was at risk for the arduous crawl from my box to my wasteful fatcat neighbors garbage. I need meal ideas.7yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
Bitch let me find out he was in your slot until he hit the Jackpot.9yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Kings restaurants kind of overlooked this detail in their tile design.9yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
Ernie teaches his co-host a lesson in reading the fine print in contractual obligations.9yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/bertstrips
You do understand that nobody else can see this Bert? We need to preserve the greater good10yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/bertstrips
Bert and Ernie finally landed their dream job at the daycare center, but only after omitting their criminal background from the application.9yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/bertstrips
We have to win tonight, we gotta pay Oscar back before he fronts us again10yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/bertstrips
I've tried jumping on Reddit bandwagons before, I'm certain this one would be no different.10yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Just release the POW's of our country, my partner is much more determined than I am!10yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/bertstrips
My cakeday post was a swing and a miss. I guess i just missed the whole fad.11yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When I have a crappy day, I like to hide in my bedroom with my childhood.7yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/gaming
I want it to happen right in front of him, or the payment is cut in half10yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/bertstrips
What an ungrateful bastard you are Vincent. I'd give two of my 3 uninfected toes for Lentil soup and you're whining about a bounty of calories. Hang your head you heartless fatcat.7yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/Frugal_Jerk
Damn she has a body, look at those sexy curv.... Wait, is that a dick?!9yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/bertstrips
She posted it to her friends timeline, I don't think she understands the message it was trying to convey.9yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/facepalm
Shut up Garfield! Why..wh. Why do you hate Mondays you don't even work!9yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/americandad
The contrails that form from the propellers during takeoff.10yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Excuse me gentlemen, you people look like just the crowd I was looking for.9yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/bertstrips
Just witnessed an assimilation happen in real time. The comments were like vultures.6yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/antiMLM
I'm telling you Bert, somebody put cameras in the tree across the street, lock the doors and get under the bed.10yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/bertstrips
This guy is a blatant pig in almost every post he makes. This is his most recent.9yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/trashy
Met my match today at work. Ladders 24'-32' straight up and down, standing backwards towards the house we were painting.8yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/OSHA
I like to hide in my bedroom with my childhood when I have a bad day.7yr ⋅ therealtedpro ⋅ r/retrogaming
