Artist rendering of how much space my wife leaves me in bed. Approx 5000 square inches of a possible 6080. Shes the Ghengis Khan of the king mattress1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/funny
I coach HS Volleyball and always dress nicely for our matches. I told my team if they beat our rivals I’d give them 20$ to buy me an outfit at a thrift store for our last match. They picked out this beauty3yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/funny
Favorite Chappelle character hands down. You’d best check ya tone1mo ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/DaveChappelle
All the teachers at my kids school got a new lanyards. Apparently Welby Elementary ain’t nuthin to fuck with2yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/funny
Made the mistake of posting this elsewhere on Reddit. Got called everything from a “ white nationalist”, “right wing nutjob”, ” to a “bigot”... for praising neighbors displaying American flags. So glad there’s a community on here of decent people! Happy Independence Day!!10mo ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/Conservative
JP... don’t let the haters get you down!! Keep shooting. Especially late in the 4th. Who cares if you’ve got two of the greatest shooters of all time on your team, you do you!!1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/lakers
Remarkable that Flo and the “becoming your parents” ads are the same company2mo ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
If the purpose of movies is to move you, stir upemotions, and stick with you... Midsommar checked all bc those boxes1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/A24
Got my new license... a lot more gray in that pic. Sometimes it takes seeing a recent picture of yourself to stop and realize: “I am old as hell now!”1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/FuckImOld
The Garlic Burger at Cotton Bottom in Salt Lake counts as a Sandwich right?! It kicks ass1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/eatsandwiches
I’m at the “installing a handrail at my garage stairs so I don’t break a hip” stage of my life. Sigh2wk ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/GenX
To all my fellow never-post-the-cap teammates I wish you a wonderful day1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/fountainpens
3 watch through on Netflix and just noticed this nugget. The nazi fled to Argentina. Lol1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/seinfeld
Proud Coach Moment: I was her HS coach and today she played her last college match. Ends her college career as the all-time kills leader at the UofU, and is off to play professionally in Poland2yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/volleyball
I love Spring! These beautiful orange things are in bloom all around the state. Pretty sure these orange cones were the first things the pioneers saw when they pulled in with the handcarts1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/Utah
One of my favorite lines. And later he says “i would cheat on that other moment with this one!” (Or something to that effect). Damn i love this show3yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/Scrubs
“Tree of Life” on the western shore of the Olympic Peninsula. WA, USA3yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
Thoughts in this sub on AFI? I love em. This album in particular was on heavy rotation in my high school CD player1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/punk
We just beat Joe Flaccid in the worst football game I have ever watched. But we’re playoff bound!!! shout out to this man for getting us there despite all the injuries!1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/miamidolphins
In HS I could tell you the difference between a good or a bad party. Now they all seem bad because it involves leaving the house1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/punk
Walking around the track while you run in P.E. Class starter pack10mo ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/starterpacks
Chaperoned my 3rd graders field trip and got to see the Cursed Covid Claw in person2yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/SaltLakeCity
Its called the PigPen. Pastrami, corned beef, and slaw. Feldman’s in Salt Lake City1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/eatsandwiches
My youngest turned eight yesterday, and I got to baptize him on the same day. Just wanted to share3yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/latterdaysaints
Proud Coach Moment: I was her HS coach and today she played her last college match. Ends her college career as the all-time kills leader at the UofU, and is off to play professionally in Poland2yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
I love this state!! The variety is unmatched. These 2 shots were taken same day... about an hour and a half apart3yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/Utah
Up through the late 90s those that served in my mission wore white name tags. So that people wouldn’t mistake us for “escapees” from the MTC1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/latterdaysaints
Didn’t know that was a thing! Wonder what the folks at r/birdsarentreal think about it1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/Utah
Never fails to make me laugh... Franklyn M Gottbetter assistant director on a show at a hospital.2yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/Scrubs
Thought someone left a turd for me on my shift... relieved to find it was a meatball.2yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/IKEA
A tree growing out of another tree’s trunk 25 feet above ground with a root that goes all the way down to the ground3yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
My sister-in-law has a squirrel that likes to come in the house and be hand-fed peanuts1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I know we had that game in our hands, and I’m pissed that we lost. But I’m gonna come away with some positives. we looked a hell of a lot better than we did the last two weeks. Time to go on a three game win streak1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/miamidolphins
Sallah and a camel were at the Indiana Jones premiere at my local theatre10mo ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/indianajones
Temple Quarry hike in LCC. Really easy, close trail to get away... but not too far away2yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/SaltLakeCity
Flight to the city where you’re headed to expensive? Just book a flight where that city is the layover2yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/lifehacks
Dad rented this for he and I to watch when I was nine. It seemed pretty awful to me at the time. Turns out I was correct.3wk ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/badMovies
I work at IKEA. Told a customer this rug would really bring their room together. Without skipping a beat he looked me in the eyes and said “thanks DUDE!”3yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/lebowski
Wet teddy bears?!?! How have Liberty Mutual commercials actually gotten worse?!3yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Just an appreciation for how diverse Utah’s landscape is. Baby cacti sprouting up in this little wooded area near my home. We got mountains and deserts, and sometimes we are both at the same time2yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/Utah
So we don’t have Hemnes in stock... but apparently we have toads!!! So we got that goin for us!3yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/IKEA
Dude is a piece of garbage. Soooo glad he’s not in Dodger Blue nextxseason1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/Dodgers
Sometimes it hits harder that this guy is gone. Today is one of those days. Rest Easy Luke2mo ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/country
Been looking all my life for a more perfect album than this one. Probably best to stop looking, ain’t gonna find it1yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/country
But.... aren’t Anchors... supposed to sink?! Get a pool noodle instead3yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/shittytattoos
Really?! The Noid is back. If it was stupid 35 years ago, doesn’t that mean it will still be stupid now?3yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
This guy.... THIS GUY! We started 2019 on pace to be a historically bad defense and just over a year later we are one of the best in the league!3yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/miamidolphins
Night out with my eight year old. Started with mini golf, and ended with brain freeze.2yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
Give Gronk a USAA membership so he stops making these damn commercials!!1mo ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/CommercialsIHate
Does the universe hate me? Signed my kid up for little league, and of all the teams for him to end up on...2yr ⋅ Therealfern1 ⋅ r/Dodgers
