I'm going to make this work! (Probably read: accept me or I'll have a tantrum.)7yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/CringeAnarchy
Most crude and evil novelty toy ever. The Echo Rado Voice Tester promises you will hear your voice come back to you and makes good by puncturing your finger to the bone with a needle hidden in the button.10yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/pics
M/40/5'9 [360lbs > 240lbs] 10 months. Keto, vigorous daily cardio. regular weightlifting put on a few pounds. Goal - visible abs (and probably surgery.)7yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/progresspics
Spotted at work. Because I put it there. No one took it down yet.9yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/HomestarRunner
I design the menus for the restaurant in the hotel I work for. They give me a lot of creative freedom. Joke's on them, now this is on the new brunch menu.8yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/HomestarRunner
I try not to be cliched in post titles but I think this really is one I can just leave right here.7yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/CringeAnarchy
My buddy rescued a huge and gentle white shepherd from the pound. The dog, Loki, was a stray. During dental surgery the vets found bullet fragments in his skull. What a lucky and mysterious dog.10yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/germanshepherds
I saw today's photoshop battle and knew exactly what had to be done. Run little barbarian!!!!8yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/ancientrome
In ancient times before the JizzIII cave men played their teles with these. It was a dark time in history.8yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/guitarcirclejerk
Camel hair blazer - $7. Now I dress even more like your great grandfather.7yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
Thought you guys might like my new car decal. Ruined 2 trying to get one on right.. Came out kinda sorta O.K. this time.9yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/MST3K
this is how girls react when i play wonderwal on my tele for them8yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/guitarcirclejerk
Rainbow cake with neufchatel icing - I made this surreal monstrosity for my girlfriend's birthday and I was completely sober the whole time. [3040 x 2288]11yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/DessertPorn
I like to post little quotes I hear on r/mensrights to see what my sister will say. Nailed it.12yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/MensRights
Strider March 18, 2013 - April 3, 2013. She was loved and cuddled every day of her life.12yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/guineapigs
After weeks of waiting for just the right one to show up in one of my LFS', today I brought home this stunning Dragonscale betta.8yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/Aquariums
My dad and I watched Python together since I was 8. Yesterday he died of a heart attack. I thought you guys might appreciate our last conversation like I do.9yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/montypython
Anarchy Online anyone? Found this picture of a poster my sister made for me in 2003.9yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/gaming
Kilgore loves to be brushed, but no matter how much I brush him he still looks like a messy wig.11yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/guineapigs
I know 37 year old men shouldn't pretend to be kangaroos. Tough noogies, I'm a kangaroo.12yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/guineapigs
My sister rented an apartment having only seen pictures. She found this when she moved in. 15yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/pics
Aww how sweet, our mentally challenged uncle Fred sent a holiday greeting card... Wait... WTH?!14yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/funny
I have $500 and a used Gibson SG for the person who gets this fucking idiot back on heroin.13yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/Metal
Just don't put it into words, I can only hold in so much lunch.5yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/PicturesYouCanSmell
This little girl was getting food and nothing more from her bored owner. Now she lives in a mansion with new friends. Jellybean is movin' on up!12yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/guineapigs
My best thrift store find - High-end 1980s Celestion studio monitors for $1412yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
Another vintage 4-in-hand tie. Burgundy knit virgin wool, no brand tag. That dimple happens on its own every time.7yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/ties
Found this treasure in my mom's storage. Pre-2005 Doctor Who card game, too many cards to count.11yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/doctorwho
A couple years ago I rescued an abused SG and made it pretty, dirt cheap and stupid simple. (album in comments)10yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/guitarporn
Cut my texel's hair short to cut down on my allergic reactions. I had no idea how small he actually was.12yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/guineapigs
Found this bit of WW2 Trench-art at a yard sale. Possibly made by an American soldier from a shell casing at Anzio. Just the fact that it was sitting in a box at a yard sale says replica to me. Opinions?8yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/Antiques
Potato quality, but I'm so excited about this thrift find I can't wait to show people. I present to you - my first Rooster tie.7yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/ties
Anti-pot movement in Florida co-opting, thereby feeding rape hysteria.10yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/MensRants
This girl was free at the pet store because she's a biter. Truthfully, compared to most piggies she's practically feral. Today she spent 20 minutes calmly chilling on my lap. 12yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/guineapigs
Jellybean (left) doesn't like her new cage-mate one bit. So they are getting tons of supervised lap time. 12yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/guineapigs
The Doctor parks an old car over a seedling 50 years in the past and comes back to the present to reap that sweet, implausible karma.11yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/KarmaConspiracy
Adult coerces innocent child to commit vandalism and takes a picture. All for the childfree, reproduction-eschewing karma.11yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/KarmaConspiracy
I think this seemingly superfluous addition to my amp makes me sound better. Or at the very least, more evil.13yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/Guitar
Which one of you told me to go get some of these things? My ears and I just wanted to thank you.14yr ⋅ Theophagist ⋅ r/Guitar
