Facebook just reminded me that while you were all having premarital sex I was too busy studying the hat-tip.7yr ⋅ theonlydidymus ⋅ r/blunderyears
She removed me from her followers then put up one of those passive-aggressive “surround yourself with people who support you” posts.4yr ⋅ theonlydidymus ⋅ r/antiMLM
Redditor tells someone to “buy a dictionary” then promptly lifts his own definition from Wikipedia.6yr ⋅ theonlydidymus ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
I’m a little late to the party but was looking at the top posts of the other sub when...4yr ⋅ theonlydidymus ⋅ r/magicthecirclejerking
Grandma and the others passed the finished product around the table before I could show it off. Here’s my slice.6yr ⋅ theonlydidymus ⋅ r/GarlicBreadMemes
I’ve been trying to decrease my soda consumption for a few weeks. My current goal is “no more from the store.” I’m still here. Help me homies, I don’t want to buy it but my old love of Coke Zero is trying to get me to try this.3yr ⋅ theonlydidymus ⋅ r/HydroHomies
So apparently this is a thing? Today is the first time I've encountered it. I thought my music was just buffering.5yr ⋅ theonlydidymus ⋅ r/youtube
The same day I got turned down for my dream job, my second daughter decided to come cheer me up in person. We still have a solid job lined up and I graduate in two days!6yr ⋅ theonlydidymus ⋅ r/happy
My wife is making real garlic bread will let you know how it turns out.6yr ⋅ theonlydidymus ⋅ r/GarlicBreadMemes
$8 at D.I. got me a mini library for my toddler. Eleventh Hour for 50¢ was the best part.6yr ⋅ theonlydidymus ⋅ r/ThriftStoreHauls
