And we get some badass flying steeds

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And what about very stoned friends?

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*majestic galloping intensifies

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Looks like ya'll got this one

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I didn't hear no bell

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Ight imma head out

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Ah yes, the negotiator

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Honey, I *am* the second breakfast

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One small bite is enough to fill the stomach of a grown man

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Unlimited power

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the Anunaki bro

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Bruh these Urukhai are fricking jacked

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*Oh lawd the chosen one comin'*

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Bring him down Legolas!

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Thank you Qui-Gon for improving my self-esteem

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The power and the glory

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And they won't even accept credits

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I shall wield this weapon using the power of imagination

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Almost penetrated the socket this time my dudes

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In place of a Dark Lord you would have a Queen!

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*Chugging intensifies

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It is good to chill sometimes

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Bout to go exorcise this mf

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Time to enjoy some noods

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*I can't carry it for you...but I can carry you!*

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This is where the fun begins

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So do all who live to see such upgrades

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*I'm doing my best

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All my accomplishments

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ight imma head out

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Awww yissss

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Get your steps in walking to Orthanc

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This will be tasty and nobody will get stabbed

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Prodanktivity

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Gotta use the force just to get a cappuccino smh

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The chimichanga is powerful, but it is dangerous

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You think we can stop for taters on the way back?

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Ayy anyone bring sunglasses

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Whelp this should be fun

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Ah yes, the photosynthesizer

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Um I think shit is about to get real

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Pain can be painful sometimes

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Interested, I am

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Flow with the vibes, and never give up

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Signature look of spinperiority

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We were busy eating small tomatoes

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He's such a handsome young man

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Making my way downtown, sliding fast, icebergs pass and I'm snowbound

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This is outrageous

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We're on the way boys

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Gotta say, today was a good day

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I must use the ultimate skill of willpower

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Dude was jacked up on mountain dew and slim jims

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Who will defeat the squid monster?

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and I'm coming with you

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such a relief

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My ground is high

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The harvest is bountiful

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Start sprinting, Jack

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Grab my electro-pole we're going to war

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I just wanted a fizzy water now I'm tripping balls

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What kinda hair you want?

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And what about very old friends?

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I think I will, friend. I think I will.

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Time to vibe

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steg plz

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Saruman handing out creatine shakes and I'm eating taters

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Y'all know who I'm talking about

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just a little flair

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*visible confusion

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I am the monarch of my own mind

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I found the entwives and I was motorboating them now I gotta deal with this real shit smh

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Ramen or other flavor of ramen

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*chews strengthily

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Yes, let the sand flow through you

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Your skill is undeniable. I admit defeat

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Gotta polish my lightsaber

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GOP wants to oppress women? Not on my watch, Jack

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Big freedom birds are on the way my dude

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There's always a bigger fish, but I like this one

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Women should have rights. Take a hike, GOP.

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Gotta say, today was a good day

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I'm something of a gamer myself

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Seas are getting choppy, Jack

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Don't worry babe the Sith have great health insurance

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His nunchucks eviscerate malarkey, Jack

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Hop in, we're saving democracy

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I am inspired by shiny balls of wisdom

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I'm something of a scholar myself

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That's a promise, Jack

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Seas are getting choppy, Jack

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*Somehow blames democrats anyway

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His nunchucks eviscerate malarkey, Jack

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Register to vote, or get a tusk to the scrote

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Hop in, we're saving democracy

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*Sexy jazz music intensifies

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Ah yes, soccer

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Like Hell you are.

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Just going to enjoy this weekend

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Simple as that, my dudes, simple as that

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So do all who live to see such style

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Valuable announcement from amphibian

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Election deniers gonna election deny

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I cannot, dear lad, I cannot

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Suplex time

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