So this asshole crawled up my toilet this morning, I told him to get off my couch but he just started singing about how he makes all of the rules. Help?5yr ⋅ theneomaster ⋅ r/jerma985
The Virgin Family Guy vs. The Chad Simpsons vs. The Thad Bob's Burgers5yr ⋅ theneomaster ⋅ r/virginvschad
We've got to upgrade Springfield's image. Show them we're more than just a town that's still afraid of eclipses!6yr ⋅ theneomaster ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I don't think we should be driving here... The Mayor's yelling at us.6yr ⋅ theneomaster ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Spotted a random Thinkpad keyboard in a thrift store for £1.99. It's brand new, backlit and fits my T440p. I'm immeasurably happy about this.5yr ⋅ theneomaster ⋅ r/thinkpad
Homer, what's the matter? Ain't you never seen a naked chick riding a clam before?6yr ⋅ theneomaster ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Your lifelong dream was to run out on the field during a baseball game. And you did it last year, remember?6yr ⋅ theneomaster ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
No, don't look for the pitchfork and pointy tail. Today's devil has assumed a more seductive form, pleasing to the eye.6yr ⋅ theneomaster ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
