Teed off behind a tournament. Excited that my drive landed a few yards short of the longest drive marker...then realized it was the ladies longest drive marker. I’m not a lady.5yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/golf
[I ate] Torta Choriqueso: chorizo, guacamole, pico de gallo, chipotle mayo, and cotija cheese on toasted bun7yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/food
Heisenberg/Hector Salamanca mashup on a city bus in Albuquerque5yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/breakingbad
Back when I was an investigator, in sacrament meeting for the first time, I really thought to myself...”Do they know these are giant penises?”4yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/exmormon
[i ate] Breakfast Tacos: cheddar omelette, chorizo, cotija, guacamole, pico de gallo, onion, and cilantro6yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/food
FLDS church is closer to the church Joe Smith envisioned compared to the current LDS church.4yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/exmormon
The CWs new offering: “Valor”. Are they giving out hair waivers with shaving waivers now?7yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/army
Wife’s heartfelt “coming out” online...and our oldest kid was the first to comment.5yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/exmormon
My dad sent me this from a tournament we played in the 80’s. Yes I had jam shorts with tails.5yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/golf
“Is there no other way...truly?” (How many people have asked Mike this question?)6yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/betterCallSaul
The one shot that keeps you golfing after multiple errant drives, lost golf balls in the drink, and magnetic sand traps.6yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/golf
Best pic I took from BB/BCS tour in ABQ...lady Heisenberg taking the photo was very into it.5yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/betterCallSaul
Flaming hot Cheetos with nacho cheese aioli from monster jam concession5yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
Campaign to reclaim good natured cartoon amphibian, Pepe the Frog, from alt-right hate symbol (2017)7yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
Wonder how many of these disappeared from my local sporting goods store before they added the zip tie AND security tag.5yr ⋅ theModestConArtist ⋅ r/golf
