Aisle at my local thrift store
Waiting on a retraction
He just went to get cigarettes
There it is
Good point (x-post)
Suspect brothers arrested for Jussie Smollett attack
When Friends comes on after Seinfeld
Teed off behind a tournament. Excited that my drive landed a few yards short of the longest drive marker...then realized it was the ladies longest drive marker. I’m not a lady.
Hi, I’m Harold.
[I ate] Torta Choriqueso: chorizo, guacamole, pico de gallo, chipotle mayo, and cotija cheese on toasted bun
Eat like no one is watching
Heisenberg/Hector Salamanca mashup on a city bus in Albuquerque
Back when I was an investigator, in sacrament meeting for the first time, I really thought to myself...”Do they know these are giant penises?”
Found on twitter
Not to brag but I just picked up the latest hybrid.
[i ate] Breakfast Tacos: cheddar omelette, chorizo, cotija, guacamole, pico de gallo, onion, and cilantro
🎵and the house on the sand washed away🎵
FLDS church is closer to the church Joe Smith envisioned compared to the current LDS church.
Over the Top starring Jesus and Satan
The CWs new offering: “Valor”. Are they giving out hair waivers with shaving waivers now?
Airing of Grievances
BCS Cinnabon is closed down.
You can’t find beauty in a man?
Hide the Pain
Nice putt, Harold.
I’m addicted. They got a hold of me.
I hope waiting in this Home Depot line doesn’t set him off
Build the wall
My dad sent me this from a tournament we played in the 80’s. Yes I had jam shorts with tails.
Got each kid the Switch they asked for
Top “news” story on twitter today 🙄
300 yard drive starter pack
Skyler knew all along.
We're letting you go.
Combined faces of 500 Muslim women [OC]
George Washington is fit
He hates walking
You keep using that word...
Gam Gam be strapped
Most accurate I’ve seen.
Remember that one time Hillary told these DJs that she keeps hot sauce in her purse?!?
I was wondering why Murphy Brown was making a come back. Now I see.
Still got time
“Is there no other way...truly?” (How many people have asked Mike this question?)
He should be very good at basketball
Not everyone works at Taco Bell
The greens were fast that day my friends
Business rule #2
The one shot that keeps you golfing after multiple errant drives, lost golf balls in the drink, and magnetic sand traps.
Virginia is for L❤️sers
When you see it
Best pic I took from BB/BCS tour in ABQ...lady Heisenberg taking the photo was very into it.
At my local convenience store
mca = cowboy hat
Flaming hot Cheetos with nacho cheese aioli from monster jam concession
Data is Beautiful
Tom Petty performs final concert (2017)
This episode got real
Gotta love this garbage of a headline
There was an attempt to relate to the jury
When you mirandize a cat. Literally.
That combover tho
When you know your attorney screwed you
Is this how you do that?
Modest Con Artist
Campaign to reclaim good natured cartoon amphibian, Pepe the Frog, from alt-right hate symbol (2017)
Stephen Paddock at Mandalay Bay (2017)
Do it Steve!
Found on vinyl...Richard Simmons may have been a cult leader.
Wonder how many of these disappeared from my local sporting goods store before they added the zip tie AND security tag.
When it all comes together
What exactly does this say about things?
From my cold dead hands
Wut r they sayin?