“Oh, I’m sorry, I can’t divulge information about that customer’s secret, illegal account.”4yr ⋅ thelivemikec ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“As of this moment Lionel Hutz no longer exists. Say hello to Miguel Sanchez!”4yr ⋅ thelivemikec ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Story is the foundation of all entertainment. You MUST have a good story. Otherwise it’s just masturbation!”4yr ⋅ thelivemikec ⋅ r/seinfeld
“Since when do you smoke?” “I’ve always smoked.” “Well I don’t like this one bit.” “Well I cant stop now. I’m addicted, they’ve got a hold on me.”4yr ⋅ thelivemikec ⋅ r/seinfeld
“Smells like a rubber fire in here.” “What’s that?” “I said rubber fire.” “Uh huh.”5yr ⋅ thelivemikec ⋅ r/seinfeld
“This whole raid was as useless as that yellow, lemon shaped rock over there.”5yr ⋅ thelivemikec ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
“Nobody can be in here for 48 hours? I’ve got my parents in town.” “Well, unless you want to kill them, they can’t stay here.”5yr ⋅ thelivemikec ⋅ r/seinfeld
“Oh yeah, what are you gonna do? Start your own casino, in your tree house, and get all your little friends to come? I’d like to see that.”4yr ⋅ thelivemikec ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
