In Star Wars Episode 1 (1999) Anakin remarks that nobody can kill a Jedi and Qui Gon then wishes that that were true. However Qui Gon's wish does not come true as he is later killed by Darth Maul. This is because it was not Qui Gon's birthday when he made the wish so it didn't count.4yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
A more realistic reaction to Sansa's suggestion. Why would Westeros follow Bran when the North and even his own sisters won't?2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/freefolk
That tunnel Tyrion used to escape in S4 sure would have come in handy here. I guess he kind of forgot about it.2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/freefolk
What happened to those 12,000 infantry men, 18,000 mounted lances and 2,000 in support?2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/freefolk
Basically every time the protagonists try asking the New Republic for help in Disney Star Wars7mo ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
In Captain America: The Winter Soldier (2014) Cap is initially distrustful of Black Widow. However after she traces Hydra's algorithm he trusts her. This is because she did it on a Macbook and he knew if she was a villain she wouldn't have been allowed to use an Apple product.3yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
I don't even know what to make of this. Did anybody bother to proofread TLJ's script?2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I don't think even Rian knew what the point he was trying to make was2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Who is Maz Kanata? Does she care about the resistance or not? What does she want? What was the point of her? Good questions...... for another time.3yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
If this show could go 30 seconds without contradicting itself that would be nice.2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Reminder it was an actual plot point in TLJ that Finn and Rose failed their vital top secret mission because they illegally parked their space ship and got arrested. Most of the resistance died because of their incompetence. It's so ridiculous it feels like something out of Spaceballs.3yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I don't like sand planets, they're bland, uninspired and overused, and they get everywhere.2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Just a reminder that 6 years ago today Rian Johnson's Star Wars trilogy was announced. How much longer are they going to pretend this thing is still happening?5mo ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
They're going to be waiting a very long time for someone else to get a chance to rule.2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/freefolk
One of the stupidest bits of TFA: How all these things were somehow hidden on the same planet for completely unrelated reasons. Wasn't Jakku meant to be an insignificant backwater?2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Reminder that all these clone troopers had more impactful and emotional death scenes that Luke Skywalker himself.4yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
It was at that point that Varys started to wonder if saving Tyrion had been a mistake4yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/freefolk
Maybe Littlefinger was right about one thing, everyone hates a bad investment.2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/freefolk
Could have just done this. But I guess killing yourself for no reason is cool too.2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
According to TLJ Yoda knew about the Ancient Jedi texts that contained the secrets of force healing but never read them because he found them boring - Which is dumb as hell but there doesn't seem to be any other way this line can be interpreted.3yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Lightspeed skipping is one of the stupidest things I've ever seen.2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
So even a small mining colony has patrols protecting their airspace, but the fancy casino planet where the rich elite hang out just lets any random ship fly in and land anywhere?2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I'm sure it will work this time. There's no way the Rebels would try the exact same method they used to destroy the last two Death Stars again, right?2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Yikes, and I thought the Grand Inquisitor looked bad. The Fifth Brother from Kenobi looks even worse.2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Was it ever revealed who sent IG11 to kill Grogu and why? It couldn't have been the Client (or Gideon) as they needed Grogu alive, while IG11's contract required him dead.1yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/StarWars
Jake really just showed up out of nowhere after years in hiding, trolled Kylo for 2 minutes, then fucked off leaving everyone else to fix the mess he caused. What an asshole.2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
And yet some people still think he was the best part of the Sequel Trilogy?3yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
We, The Starks have unanimously decided that the Starks are the best and should get to rule everything. Any objections?2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/freefolk
If the Stormtroopers wanted to not be killed then they should have been hot like Kylo is ~ Rey probably3yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
Reminder that Rey is canonically the only known speaker of Ewokese besides the Ewoks themselves, even 3PO had difficulty understanding the language. How and why does Rey know how to speak it?3yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I can't believe that incompetent Maester fucked up the book by forgetting to include Tyrion. Good thing something like that would never happen in real life right?2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/freefolk
In Game of Thrones S8 (2019) it's revealed an incompetent Maester did a crappy job adapting the events of the show in to a book. This is a reference to the crappy job the incompetent show-runners did adapting the books in to a show.2yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/freefolk
A character can only ever be as smart as their writers, and in the case of S8 that really limits things.4yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/freefolk
Tyrion kind of forgot there were plenty of way better candidates to rule Westeros than Bran.4yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/freefolk
Vader went in to battle accompanied by the 501st, his own personal legion of elite Stormtroopers. Kylo on the other hand brought the janitors with him. Why was Finn, a janitor with no combat experience, chosen for such an important mission?3yr ⋅ TheLazySith ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
