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To the left? A savage. An idiot. 1.5 Star SCRAP at best. To the right? A God. The God. Sitting atop his mountain Peak

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[NO SPOILERS] the show in a nutshell

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Mark the Rat betrayed Jack Decker with an Assassin’s Blade. Everyone knows that as long as he is in Tim’s employ Tim has the CONSTITUTUIONAL RIGHT as an AMERICAN to bop him as often and as hard as he pleases, particarly right after he’s thrown Jack Decker in the FUCKING trash

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The Face Of Betrayal. Is he stronger than my flare gun? Let me know in the comments

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when someone says that the original clone wars is bad

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A so called “Barrett” is very much definately a Hat and an UNACCEPTABLE form of PRODUCT placement for movies that haven’t even been produced by the company that brought you DECKER?!

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He likes the honey!

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The Most Common Fear in America may be Fear of The Deep, but Tim’s greatest Fear should be Fear of The Death, namely The Grim Reaper who fast approaches the more Tim snorts this Dr. Luther Poison Snake Oil. This Year, let’s all make a change and Focus on the Movies and Tim Burton’s storied Career.

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The servants of the GOLDEN GOD, Sinbad and Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20 have come to resurrect our savior. will you let him FULLY PEAK

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Oh, hello there. You may not know me, but you will. I see you eyeing my fine lager with lime and the buxom, flaxen-haired young woman at my right hand. You see my facial hair. Know that me and my Special Agent will peak and peak and peak until there is nothing left to peak.

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Here we see how it always had to end. In the clashing of titans, the strong will crush the weak and break the yoke of oppression

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This Man is looking for a European Sexual Encounter with Cool Guys in his Party Mansion. Strong, Fit Men preferred unless you can find humor in the little things.

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Saw this little horror at Tom Thumb

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Let’s all give a shout out to the Innocent Man at the Scene of the Crime, Tim, seen here stealing the show of the Greatest Movie of the Year, Fantastic Four directed by Josh Trank, a true captain. We all know Tim won Best Oscar for this part, why don’t people look at China for rigging this too?

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Nothing like having the ol Tub of fresh, hot buttered popcorn by your side as you serve up not one, not two, not three, but four popcorn classics, and a heaping helping of expertise. Let’s forget germs, and mass murder. When Infinity War wins Big, it will be Oscar’s Sweet Revenge.

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Let’s get this piece of SHIT off camera, off set and off world. I’m talking about Hell, it’s a place where the Rats go, and if Gregg thinks he can shoulder Tim off this show like some common exchange student’s sickly, frail child, he’s got another thing coming. And? That thing is a bullet.

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It’s PLAIN to see that, like the Rotten Bags of Sand that they are, the Delgados have weighed down a man so free from germs that he threw up blood. his skin? PERFECT. his germ concentration? ZERO PERCENT. Gregg, Max, Ayaka, his piece of shit 16 yo son in Arizona are NAUGHT but GERM

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The Face of Failure. If we’re being honest, we, those Chosen by Gregg to steward the stalwart dinghy of Our Cinema, were never really here for Tim. Let him die, like Carl Weathers in the hot film and soon-to-be popcorn classic Predator. Tim is his own kind of predator, and we will let the Law decide

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Tim is clearly READY and strong to face the Germ Threat. The Delgado RATS may have gotten their filthy claws into my Captain, RioJenesis, but that doesn’t mean their product isn’t the PUREST on the market. They can’t be found on the Internet because they existed before it

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How is more time not spent talking about the ironically AND unironically good PREQUEL made by the creator of Samurai Jack???

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THIS MAN deserves a moment of all of our attention. He was fired by Gregg Turkington. A winking, snarky family man, he worked at Baskin Robbins for fourteen long, hard years punching the clock just like everybody else. He deserves justice. Gregg Turkington is a villain, and he has lost his mind

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EVERYONE: it has Come to my attention today that I have been a fool, and a coward, and the Truest Rat OF ALL. After my 109th drop of the RJ GERM E-LIMINATOR under my tongue with a cup of Almond Milk, I realized that all of my CREATIVE IDEAS were pouring out of my NOSE and that i had to freeze myself

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its PLANE to see that the CREATIVE ELEMENTS: DKR, Dekkar and the Titan DECKER: Uncloadsified are here for GERM TURKINGTON and will not ever let him see the Light of Day again. May Christ Damn His Soul To Hell.

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THIS is a picture of the Last True On Cinema Family brought to you by Riojenesis, creating a legal shield from GERMS like the Delgados, Mark the Rat, Gregg the Joke and COWARDLY JOE. Guitar Center will soon serve one scoop with every pack of DKR brand pure gold bass guitar strings.

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Saw this little horror at Tom Thumb

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