A girl I matched with a while back had a funny bio I thought I'd share.

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My delivery girl thought I was hot so she texted my number after delivering my food, was going to hookup until I read...

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No such thing as healthy or unhealthy foods, food is good.

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An oddly satisfying contrast.

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EAT A W!

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My Great Grandfather receiving the Bronze Star from a general during World War II. Circa.1944-45

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Feelsbadman

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When your Mom has a switch in her hand again.

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50? You here?

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Wonder why she can't find that geeky guy?

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Love thy goalie ❤

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Beastie Boys x Run DMC New York, circa. 1987

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Imagine thinking 5in is little someone may be disappointed going through life.

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Oh the red pill... Put down your phone boys lmao

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Yeah guys if you don't like her picture shes gonna cheat on you... STEP UP YOUR GAME UP FELLAS.

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Love thy goalie ❤

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*Complains they cant find a guy who cares*

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Oddly Satisfying Black Coke Can - @Black on instagram.

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New subscription plan coming to Tinder

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