Don't have their dog in the pic, but my parents have been together for almost 30 years!4yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
For a sec I thought George Clooney at the Royal Wedding inexplicably took a hostage6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
Young Chic-Fil-a employee, voluntarily escorts elderly woman to her car8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/HumansBeingBros
BREAKING: Mueller team reportedly subpoena Macaulay Culkin for possible information regarding the Russia Probe.6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
My friend sees your creepy Santa pics and raises you with a Yugoslavian New Year. Happy nightmares...11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/WTF
Parkland, FL teens gather before March on Capitol Hill (February 2018)6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/fakehistoryporn
If you're reading this, buddy, maybe we can just... poo without the chit chat.8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Went to see Ted Cruz at his speaking event and wanted to try a new filter to confirm a theory...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
He had a rough day, and she hasn't left his side since he got back from the vet.11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/aww
Because of a subscription to Louis C.K.'s website, I got an email about his new album. The last part of it is literally the reason I was able to get out of bed this morning.9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
KOHL'S seems to think Star Wars was performed by Peter Dinklage, Amy Schumer and Al Pacino.8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/StarWars
Chief of Staff John Kelly, during Trump's speech today says it all...7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MRW my sexy girlfriend whispers in my ear that she isn't wearing panties under her sundress7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm tired of entitled white men getting away with crimes for years while we incarcerate black men at a higher rate but then I hear R. Kelly is finally getting his due...5yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Although really fit for 50 years old, Josh Brolin looks like the new host for Quato from 'Total Recall.'6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
Every year we eagerly anticipate my friends' Christmas Card that features them and their pets. This year really delivered...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
My 77 year old Ma almost passed from Sepsis on New Year's day and has been fighting infection and a ton of other roadblocks. Today, she was finally able to take an assisted walk in the hall and look outside after almost a month in bed.6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
I can't be the only guy who had a single pinball machine change my priorities at a young age...5yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/gaming
MRW the employees all try to get a helmet off of my head that got stuck because I was screwing around in a museum gift shop and they give up...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I make a 'Rick & Morty' reference in a comments section and someone immediately gets it...9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
When my girlfriend gets upset that my buddy made fun of her on reddit, so I show her my text to him, Not cool, dude...7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I only watched a few episodes of this season with my new girlfriend and after watching last night's finale even *I* had this conclusion...7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/bachelorette
When you realize even if the 'Solo' movie sucks, It's success could decide if there will be an 'Obi-Wan' movie, AND even then there is no guarantee they would hire Ewan McGregor to reprise...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/PrequelMemes
What circle of hell is Ben Shapiro in so I can send some burn cream?5yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/MurderedByWords
Please give it up to my son, who snagged 3rd place at the Pro Showdown in Kennedale, Tx!9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/Motocross
My girlfriend is moving in soon and saw how I load the dishwasher. She quietly shook her head and backed out of the kitchen. Posting it here as I don't see the problem?5yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
When Michael Cohen's attorney opens up a GoFund me for him to cover legal costs, and I don't want to cover a scumbag's expenses, but also want to see him take down Trump once and for all...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
You hardcore gamers come check out our quiz on August 24th at Taps and Caps! It's our Nintendo quiz. Pre-register, $5 a head due at the door, winning team takes home HALF the entry fees in CASH7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/FortWorth
Discussing the best part of 'The Empire Strikes Back' with my buddy when he realized my 8 year old was standing right there...10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Now if only I can get a pic of the elves that cobble my shoes overnight...10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
Technically, this is her fault for sending ME to the store for just bathroom supplies...10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/gaming
This driver at Laguardia airport looks like the final boss in a video game by Rockstar8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
Mr. Bergstrom, as featured in Simpsons episode: 'Lisa's Substitute' and show writer Mike Reiss whom the character was modeled after.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Trump can't even visit shooting victims in the hospital without screwing it up...7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If you have a full white beard and wear red when shopping the day after Christmas, expect to render kids like my daughter speechless.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
MRW When waking up to get the last slice of pumpkin pie I hid in the fridge, only to find my uncle snagged it as a midnight snack.9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Premiering Trivia tonight at Caves on Division! Come out for awesome prizes!6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/arlington
Cody and Caleb Walker, Paul Walker's brothers, on set of 'Furious Seven' to help finish the movie9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/movies
My nieces, after I told them: Sometimes really subtle things can be scarier than monsters.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW H.R. visits my office to address complaints about my 'Inappropriate Costume.'9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Shopping online for my daughter and my face went from confused to realization to tears in 10 seconds.11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/screenshots
MRW my wife is finally distracted enough at the grocery store, and some hot girl is about to leave our aisle9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
ORW we calm down about the spider we saw in the house and decide its not gonna ruin our Hawaiin themed barbecue later8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/Dallas
Trying to act casual around the honeys at the gym, but today was Legs Day.9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
MR to Ajit Pai, the FCC and every lawmaker after they voted to kill Net Neutrality today...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I have reaped over 250K in Karma, only to log into reddit this morning to a 3 point post6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Some boys may try to tell you 'Batman is for BOYS.' So what do you tell them? Batman is for JUSTICE. Go get 'em, tiger.11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
MRW I have to spend the day with my in-laws who love to talk non stop about how Obama is the antichrist and The gays' agenda.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I ask my father in law to call my misplaced cell phone, forgetting 'I Hate Everything About You' is his ringtone.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MR after my telling my daughter I was at a used C.D. store and she asked What are C.D.s?11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Hey Fort Worth! Don't miss an under the radar NINTENDO quiz this Thursday! CASH prize for winning team! Registration link and deets in the comments!7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/FortWorth
Hey gamers! Fort Worth Taps n Caps will have a Nintendo Quiz THIS Thursday night. CASH prize for winners. check out comments...7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/arlington
My kid's soft serve looks like it just sorted her into Gryffindor...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/harrypotter
At work, I texted my wife that there was a Jensen Ackles subreddit and came home to this...11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/gifs
Sitting outside office door, makes humming sound like a humidifier7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
I guess they're doing a 'Muppet Babies' type thing with Star Wars and Han Solo but... Wait. No way. Is... Is this... SWEET BABY JESUS!10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
MRW my boss starts using my PC out of nowhere to GOOGLE search 'XXX Large Tents' before I've had a chance to clear my search history.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
tried to surprise my daughter with a Mickey Mouse pancake. She saw it and yelled Deadmau5 pancake! turning my breakfast fail into a daddy WIN.11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
It's my first Cake Day, reddit! Sorry, the only cat around is my daughter's, who really, REALLY hates me...11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/cakeday
Most people groan about this meaning foundation problems. As a Whovian, I'm TERRIFIED.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/doctorwho
Every time I read a post about Elon Musk plans... this is how I picture him...9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
My buddy as a baby with his dad then recreating the shot with his own baby boy.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
Lost my beloved teacup Chihuahua in an apartment fire last week. Everything went so fast they wouldnt let me go back for her. I wont forgive myself for leaving you honey. I am so sorry, and I love you so much, Lucy.7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
I thought it would be funny to put Googly eyes on my phone case, but my black coworkers keep doing double takes then giving me the stink eye.9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
From my Facebook. Local Elementary school here in Texas refused to include this child in the honor roll photo. When mom asked the Vice Principal to include her child, she was told No, that's where I am going to stand.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/WTF
Just one day after telling me his dream is to become a comic book artist...10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MR as a Dallas, Tx resident when someone at the gas station tries to cut in line...7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Whit Hertford today, who played the annoying kid from the original 'Jurassic Park.'9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/movies
Me, after clicking the link for the Brazillian woman giving birth in public11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I just discovered how to change the avatar images for the apps on my phone.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
This is Riley, my friend's sweet 11 year old boy who passed away last week. This wonderful boy lasted years and years despite birth with severe congenital heart disease. I included a poem in the comments he wrote recently...10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
I have a horrible urge to buy a few oft hese just to secretly put them up in the windows of random stores. Give me some ideas and OP will try to deliver.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
I decided to be THAT guy, and pointed out that the direct quote is actually from Mallory...10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I can't be the only guy with a co-worker that makes you power walk.11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
