My fiancee hates the pet stairs I bought for our dogs, saying they don't even use them. After weeks of attempted training I sent her a pic this morning...4yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
New job advised we can only have generic desktop backgrounds. So far no one has noticed...5yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/gaming
MRW my new co-worker introduces himself and ends by stating he was born via C-section so has never come into contact with a vagina ever, making him a True Gay.6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
In honor of the late Neil Pert, here is an overhead shot of his monster drum set.4yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
First image of Al Pacino as Jimmy Hoffa in Martin Scorcese's 'The Irishman.'7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/movies
I posted on Facebook that I needed help moving, and a friend of mine born without hands simply commented with this...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I hate having to write up my employees right before the holiday, so I compromised and she has to wear this for the rest of the afternoon...4yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
Connecticut Police salute as Officer carries his partner to be put down due to cancer6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
I told my friend his costume was amazing and he said Shut up, baby I know it.7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
I posted awhile ago my mom with early dementia almost passed away from sepsis. She fought for over a month hospitalized and in rehab. I'm happy to report she's home and back with her companion...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
At a Ren Faire and told my sister to pose with her boyfriend. She wondered why I chose such a low angle...9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
I'm a big fan of the original, just had this alternate punchline in mind...3yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/comedynecromancy
MRW I'm a Russian spy in hiding and afraid to eat anything I haven't prepared myself, but decided to risk having dessert at a cafeteria only to see Putin tip his hat at the table across from me...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
MRW I'm trying to adjust my junk without touching it and on top of that feel a sneeze coming on...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
My 15 year old daughter's reaction and mine after we overhear Golden Showers on the TV and I am waiting for her to ask what that means, but she never asks3yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
in John Carpenter's 1978 'Halloween' clips of 'The Thing From Another World' can be seen playing on a television. John Carpenter would go on to direct the remake 'The Thing' in 1982.6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/MovieDetails
This dog looks like the main character of the movie just asked Seriously. WHAT is your deal?! And he's about to launch into his back story...4yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
My sister texted asking how I was, and I my reply was typo'ed as I am hood. This is the reply I got back...8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
Sometimes it's the simplest Mother's Day cards that make the best cards...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
Company from India used Malala Yousafzai's shooting by the Taliban to sell mattresses.9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/WTF
With Stan Lee at age 95, it's probably been finished for awhile now...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
How about we remind Ahmed Best that regardless of the hate some had for Jar Jar, we still love him, a talented and crucial part of the Star Wars universe?6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/PrequelMemes
MRW my friend says he prefers Johnny Depp's interpretation of Willy Wonka over Gene Wilder's10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I used to host trivia as a second job and do it free online now for donations until it's safe to return live. I had this gem of a guy hit me up on Instagram...3yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/ChoosingBeggars
They may figure it out when they find the hero they carry on their shoulders is 20 lbs. lighter10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Ewan McGregor's reaction when reading about an Obi Wan movie officially being developed...7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/PrequelMemes
Years ago, my best friend gave me his childhood toys for my then 8 year old son to play with after he gave up hope of having kids. Now my boy is 17 and we're going to clean these up and give them back...so HIS son can play with his Dad's toys.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
My daughter wanted to go as Mario at our local comic con, so I suggested I go as Luigi. She had a better idea...8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
In 'Requiem for a Dream,' a scene from the anime 'Perfect Blue' was recreated by Darren Aronofsky after he purchased the rights for that film.6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/MovieDetails
[Spoilers] Mods in /r/thewalkingdead when I forget to post with a SPOILER tag...9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/thewalkingdead
In North by Northwest, (1959) just before a gun is fired, you can see a child in the background cover his ears as he anticipates the loud bang.5yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/MovieDetails
Russian Puppet Show. Upvote this so people see it when they Google Russian Puppet Show.6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
My SO when she comes home from a long day at work, and I drank the last of her favorite craft beer...8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My daughter wanted to go as Mario at our local comic con, so I suggested I go as Luigi. She had a better idea. Thank you Dallas for helping me find people generous enough to help me pull this off.8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/Dallas
Today is my co-worker's last day at work. We are close, so I made sure to make her a special cake.9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
MRW I am tired of seeing so many posts about keeping Net Neutrality alive, but realize if I DON'T do something, I REALLY will be denied the content I do want...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Early on in 'The Shining,'(1980) A teddy bear in red lies on the ground foreshadowing a death later in the film.5yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/MovieDetails
The original movie poster for M. Night Shyamalan's 'Split' had a hidden clue to it's relationship to his previous film 'Unbreakable.'6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/MovieDetails
Met Sean Astin at a comic-con. I told him my wife cries at the end of 'Fellowship of the Ring,' when Sam chases after Frodo's boat, EVERY time. this was the autograph I got.11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
I'm in Texas. This was sent to me from a friend on the East Coast when they hit Midnight. Happy 2015 reddit!10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
This .gif always cracks me up, but now my mind is blown because they both also share a birthday today.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
My buddy, now a columnist for the Chicago Tribune, shared a picture he found of himself in the 70's, and it is everything I could have hoped for...7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
My co-worker is having a baby. I feel bad for the next person who has to sign the card.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
Every year we eagerly anticipate my friends' Christmas Card that features them and their pets. This year really delivered...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/StarWars
When I heard the actor who played Dodgson allegedly kidnapped and raped a 13 year old...10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I picked out school clothes and said I wanted to see them on her when I returned. I came back to this11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
Someone here in Texas took a TAXI to get their Drive Through Covid Test3yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Wife texted me to pick up 'Orphan Black' on DVD. Not sure why she's annoyed with me.9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
I took Peter Dinklage's promo pic from the upcoming X-Men movie and put it on my desk. I am telling curious co-workers it's a pic of my dad.11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
Supporting local Black Owned businesses and came across this INSANE Bane cake!4yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/Dallas
MRW, as the only Seahawks fan at a Super Bowl party, I was yelled at to leave just before the game ended.11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My 7 year old daughter told me she made a very specific blueprint for a club house. this is what she gave me.11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
Ahmed's workstation is a tiny little space in his bedroom. I hope massive internet support leads to him getting a bigger space!9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
MRW my friend's new girlfriend interrupts our 'Game of Thrones' viewing night asking Ooh, are there Hobbits in this show?8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Every year my friends have a White Elephant/Gag Gift Christmas Party. This year I gave a generic thrift store painting with a few things I added...4yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
Ocean's Eleven with women wouldn't work, because two would keep breaking off to talk shit about the other nine.6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/UnexpectedMulaney
MRW Granny opted not to make her amazing jello cake for Thanksgiving this year...9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My friends and I are pretty in denial about some deaths of our favorite characters. Discussion went a little far though...4yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/harrypotter
I doubt any other Halloween costumes could capture my nerdy heart more this year.11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
The T-shirt Jason Lee wears in 'Mallrats' is actually a morphing of all the actors that auditioned, but didn't get the part he plays of 'Brodie Bruce'5yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/MovieDetails
I told my friend his costume was amazing and he said Shut up baby, I know it.7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/futurama
My friend's family has an amazing sense of humor. When her grandmother passed away, her aunts took care of the hearse...8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
In 'Spider-Man: Homecoming', there is a familiar face among the famous scientists pictures on Peter's classroom wall.7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/MovieDetails
ACTUALLY handed to friends at a restaurant that were speaking a different language. Story in the comments...11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/WTF
[SPOILER] In 'Hereditary' when the shock cut transitions from dusk to night, if you look closely you can see the house is completely surrounded.6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/MovieDetails
MRW people get up at the end of 'Captain America 2' before the extra scene.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
My apartment won't let me build him his own room, but my doggo also has his own space!7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/aww
I guess that was one way to give someone the 'Stink Eye.' Anyway, going to go die now.10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
MRW my cousin responds to my text asking how he's doing with I would be doing a lot better if people would stop complaining about Trump and put focus back on the fact that HAARP is modifying our weather systems to maintain crop stability in RED states while BLUE states get major droughts.7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my boss tells me to Stay productive, when he has no clue I'm resigning after lunch.11yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I am in church trying to sneak a sip of Mountain Dew but the amazing flavor and intensity is too radical to contain DO THE DEW8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/shittyreactiongifs
Lost my beloved teacup Chihuahua in the Irving apartment fire last week. Everything went so fast they wouldnt let me go back for her. I wont forgive myself for leaving you honey. I am so sorry, and I love you so much, Lucy.7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/Dallas
MRW I see people using #Trashtag and an internet challenge that helps make the world a better place5yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I read a heartfelt post on Facebook that mocking Fergie's National Anthem performance is a form of bullying and since none of us are perfect we shouldn't judge her so harshly6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Not only was Ryan Gosling considered for Doctor Strange, there exists concept art and I want it in velvet on my wall...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
Can this brave woman trying to bring us world Peace get our support?7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I applaud TIME Magazine's new cover, but felt it was missing a little something, so I fixed it...7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MRW I heard Justin Timberlake is planning on using a hologram of Prince during his Half Time show...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
In 'Gladiator' (2000), after a chariot flips over, you can see that a propane tank is attached to it.4yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/MovieDetails
Trump Supporters reaction when the tarrifs Trump implements ultimately affects them at home...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
You can buy stickers for cheap at Home Depot and cause minor, yet fun anarchy at local restaurants...9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
I just want to take a moment to highlight these amazing guys. I posted a few days ago asking for help in my friend's fundraiser for his wife and him to adopt and they took time on a Saturday to bring baked goods. Thank you /u/ezmatsirhc!9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/Dallas
In 'Avengers: Age of Ultron' (2015) Tony Stark says “I will be reinstituting Prima Nocta before trying to pick up Thor's hammer. This is a reference to how writer Joss Whedon was an obvious creep much longer ago than anticipated3yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/shittymoviedetails
Ewan McGregor's reaction when reading about an Obi Wan movie officially being developed...7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/StarWars
The proper response when people complain Should we really be concerned with our right to protest, when we should be helping Puerto Rico?!7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MRW when my coworkers talk about last night's Game of Thrones but I havent watched it yet...8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
For anyone who thinks it's silly to think Trump's actions are sometimes meant to distract you, know this. July 26th, same day as the raid on Manafort's home, he tweeted the 'Transgender Ban' tweet. Thankfully the story didn't break until today so it's impact can be discussed.7yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/EnoughTrumpSpam
My friend's Netflix started glitching, but wasn't too far off in one case...8yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/funny
MRW I see a fucked up gif and someone in the comments says the person or people in it didn't survive...6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW the President of the United States accidentally sends me a passive aggressive tweet meant for someone else.6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW my cousin states 'The Phantom Menace' is the best film of the series at a Star Wars watching party...9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/StarWars
MRW we watched 'Game of Thrones' last night, and I'm the only one who has read the book. [no spoilers]10yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/reactiongifs
I'm Hispanic and my buddy at work made racist Cinco De Mayo jokes, claiming it's okay because she's friends with me.9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My mom is in the hospital after major surgery, and really misses her doggo. Someone brought her a stuffed replica, so she is going through her regular night time routine as if he was here.6yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/pics
NEVER goof around during post wedding photos when the bride rolls with the dark side.9yr ⋅ thejohnblog ⋅ r/StarWars
