For our dainty little girl hands?
Going out this weekend for the first time since the breakup. Gonna get my drink on, my dance on, and my flirt on.
HIF I look when I finish.
MRW I venture over to TrollY and read some of the posts and comments.
HIFW I go braless
MRW my SO tells me he didn't know the urethra and vagina were separate holes.
Yes, I'm single and bitter and it's one week to Valentine's Day.
I figured TrollX would appreciate tonight's grocery basket. It's been a loooooong week.
MRW he comes from oral for the first time.
I'm pretty horny at the moment, so this is how I feel about everything phallic today. [NSFW]
I was pretty drunk, so forgot next weekend = Valentine's Day. I think I have a date on Valentine's Day?
MFW I get my SO an awesome one year anniversary present but I have to wait two and a half weeks to give it to him and then another whole week for the actual event
MFW I'm watching our favorite show and I can't text him about it anymore
My BF is terrible at texting. HIFW I text him and he doesn't respond
MFW I read the posts about sex on TrollX.
Just got dumped by the first man I ever loved. Feel like my heart has been scooped out with a rusty spoon.
How I anticipate this evening going. There will be me, my boyfriend, and a bottle of tequila.
MRW I get sucked into someone's post history and read back months and months.
MFW once again I'm having a crisis about what I want to do with my life.
TrollX, I finally did. I finally told him I love him. And he loves me too.
HIFW my first one night stand turns out to be the most awkward and disappointing sexual experience in my life.
MRW I get a question right at trivia night.
HIF when I have an emotional hangover from an intense therapy session.
MFW my boyfriend goes down on me rather frequently but says receiving oral doesn't do anything for him
MFW after MInitialRW I hear that my narcissist grandmother fell, broke her hip, and needs surgery.
HIF about any posts about my SO, dating, love, or anything happy.
MRW when his favorite song comes on the radio. Immediately followed by my favorite song. On the same station.
HIF this NYE. Plans are cancelled.
What are some fun, thoughtful, and cheap ideas for a one year anniversary?
MFW I look at a picture of my boyfriend and then look at a picture of me.
MRW I see my family arguing about politics on Facebook. Thanksgiving is going to be interesting....
HIF about going out to dinner on Sunday night to celebrate the one year anniversary of our first date.
When I text him a joke about being a clingy girlfriend and get no response.
My depression is officially back, and boy does it suck.
HIFW guys hit on me on Tinder
MFW I try to initiate sexytimes.
TrollXers, how did you know it was the right time to drop the first I love you?
I have no good reason to use this, but I think this gif is wonderful and you Trolls will love it.