Surely I'm not the only one this has happened to, right?9mo ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/trippinthroughtime
How is a spirit that can walk through walls less stab-resistant than a furry with anger issues?2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
I'm not saying one's better than the other, they're just... different.2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
It’s a good thing the DM doesn’t understand basic economics, otherwise we’d be screwed!2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Okay, I know the town council was corrupt, but did you really have to kill them all in a massive over-the-top battle?2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
New Titanfall 2 player here, I think this meme encapsulates my experience thusfar.3yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/titanfall
Surprise attack him with as much damage as possible on the first round? Does honor mean nothing to you?2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Let’s see... 75 pounds of edible meat... reduced to 30 by curing and for balance... divided by 2 pounds per serving... leaves us with 15 rations!2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
You'd be surprised what they managed to do with a hammer, a couple pitons, some rope, and Heat Metal2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Boy, I sure hope no one turns me into a pile of fine dust today!2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
I never thought I’d have to answer this question, but our artificer is one creative pervert.3yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
It's important to establish that actions have consequences, especially when it comes to greedy, vindictive, fire-breathing lizards.3yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Inspired by my players, who each have a small army of backups they're waiting to try2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
We were all laughing our asses off as the artificer went insane and tried to disembowel the cleric2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Why can't people forsake their IRL families and friends for some grown-up make-belive? It's just not fair...2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Keep in mind that if you can munchkin your way past the laws of physics and common sense, so can everyone else.2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
It is by my mercy that our barbarian wasn't permanently petrified2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
A bag of holding is off the table unless you want to create a dimensional rift that destroys all your hard-earned loot.2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Every mage thinks they're a god until they get stabbed to death by 500 peasants' pitchforks2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/virginvschad
Starting at 6th Level, your unarmed strikes count as magical for the purpose of overcoming resistance and immunity to nonmagical attacks and damage.2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Some people would have ethical concerns about eating a sentient creature...2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Adult copper dragons can't polymorph, but that didn't stop his mother.2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
RIP to the players who thought a third level spell would save them from an angry Lich2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
The real Donald Trump is not in New York, he is hiding in the Masonic temple near my house1yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/schizoposters
Let's take a break from lizard tits and return to an older, even staler joke.3yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Inspired by some of the various flakes I’ve come across in my travels as a forever DM2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
We've got an awakened steel defender, a beastmaster with a two-ended pike, a teleporting arcane trickster who likes knives, an artificer with animated shields & a scissor-sword, and a kensei with a ponytail2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
On a related note, are you still a cannibal if you only eat people while wildshaped?2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
I'm not a furry, guys, I just want immunity to nonmagical weapons.2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Sic Filii Scite Tibi Vi Sacramentum, Erit Premium Sanguine Sanctum...2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Rule 56 of Wizardry: If you prepare Fly, also prepare Feather Fall2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
As a new player, this fine gentleman helped me understand why Hunt has such a small player base.3yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/HuntShowdown
I think my players might've been traumatized by the last NPC I killed off for plot stakes2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Lost three good heroes to the miller today. Overconfidence is indeed a slow and insidious killer...5yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/darkestdungeon
I stumbled into an interesting debate my players were having today...2yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Just started Curse of Strahd, or as we like to call it, It's Always Cloudy in Barovia5yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
[Minor ToA Spoilers] Ras Nsi discusses the player's incentive for slaying the red wizards3yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/dndmemes
Biff the Wonder Dog, who jumped out a second story window and taught himself to open doors & cabinets6yr ⋅ thehopelessheathen ⋅ r/rarepuppers
