The best way to get people out of your feed is to continually comment on their posts7mo ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
There is a fancy apartment building on my street that illegally keeps their trash bin in a parking space so they don't have to pay a company to bring it to the curb on trash day. I didn't like the sign they posted on it.6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/pics
An apartment building on my street illegally kept a dumpster in a parking space for months. Two weeks ago, I began posting pictures to reddit of signs me and my neighbors were posting on it and they got a lot of attenion here. Thank you, reddit - the dumpster is finally gone.6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/pics
I am a stand-up comic and I had to cancel 7 months of touring. I've been performing digital shows from home, so I built a comedy club.4yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/woodworking
A fan tried to r/quityourbullshit me, but I r/quityourbullshit-ed him right back.7yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
#BoycottMLB is trending because the GOP simultaneously hates cancel culture but LOVES boycotts.3yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/standupshots
There is a dumpster on my street illegally taking up a parking space. The fancy apartment building that owns the bin doesn’t want us to use it. Yesterday, I put up a sign saying that we were going to anyway. Someone took it down. So I put up a new sign.6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/pics
Someone got offended by a joke I did about killing a kid I don't have.5yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/standupshots
The more of us that do this, the more likely they won't be able to reply to all of us9yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Fake celebrity profile DMs me. Too bad I'm friends with the actual person she's pretending to be.7yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
My name is Steve Hofstetter. When I was 12, watching a show that was filmed at the Laugh Factory is what made me want to be a comedian. Today, this happened.9yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/pics
This is the joke I was referencing. So get off your high horse, and help me kill this fake baby.5yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/standupshots
There is a dumpster that is illegally taking up a parking spot on my street with a note saying not to use it. I’d been leaving other notes making fun of their note. Today, someone else joined in!6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/pics
I’m a touring comedian. 150 times this year, I wake up in a new hotel in a new city. Having Walter with me makes it all feel like home.6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/aww
Thankfully it was at the end of the flight, and a doctor rushed over to help. Guy turned out okay.7yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
My wife is one of them, and its disgusting when people judge her for it.9yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I'm back as a panelist on MLB Now today. they gave me an office to use while I prep. No pressure.8yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/baseball
I'm a stand-up comedian and for 15 years, I've had venues I play give me a postcard as part of my rider. Just finished this: The United States of Touring (4' x 8')6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/crafts
My cousin is constantly trying to convince me to have kids. [x-post from r/standupshots]8yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/childfree
I own a former church on Stanton Ave. I know art is subjective (especially public art) but I hope you like my new mural.1yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/pittsburgh
Fan boying a bit. I feel like something sharp has just pierced my heart. (Backstory in comments)4yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/firefly
I'm a stand-up comedian and for 15 years, I've had venues I play give me a postcard as part of my rider. Just finished this: The United States of Touring (4' x 8')6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/woodworking
I hate when people fall asleep on me on planes. But when it's a legend, I make an exception.10yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/pics
I stayed til the very end to celebrate. It is difficult to explain to non-fans what baseball means to me sometimes. I am sad my dad couldn’t see this with me, and also happy that he gave me the love of this game and my team. Thank you, Pete Alonso. And Let’s Go Mets.5yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
Last time I was on MLB Now, they gave me use of the office of John Smoltz/Bob Costas. Today, they found a way to top that. Yes, these three share an office.7yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/baseball
When my dog passed, it made it worse when people brought it up. So I told everyone to say “Let’s go Mets” instead. It would make me smile, and I would know what they meant. When thousands of people did it, an important twitter account joined in. Now I’m crying in the fucking post office. LFGM.4yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
Someone steals my joke and posts to /r/showerthoughts. It hits #1, and someone else calls out OP. OP pretends he knows me. So I call him out on that, too.7yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
Here's what I had to shave my beard into for filming. And thankfully back to normal today.4yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/PKA
I do not want a 3rd dog. I do not want a 3rd dog. I do not...oh dammit. Now I have three dogs.9yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/aww
I transported this ferocious pitbull to NKLA today. She was so dangerous, she even stopped nuzzling me for a few seconds.10yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/aww
The biggest indignity of the TSA is they yell at us to go faster.6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/standupshots
The new murals on the forthcoming Sunken Bus Studios in Ross Township11mo ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/pittsburgh
And then there's never any fucking parking. [x-post from r/standupshots]9yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/childfree
I'm a stand-up comedian and for 15 years, I've had venues I play give me a postcard as part of my rider. Just finished this: The United States of Touring (4' x 8')6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/somethingimade
There would have been a $300 change fee on a $289 ticket so I was just going to miss the flight and lose the $289.7yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The MLB gold card is very much real. I got to be and guest at yesterday's Angels game.9yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/baseball
Some guy named Len commented on one of my videos. Len is the best.6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/MurderedByWords
Before I complain to Facebook and start a FB campaign against you.6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/insanepeoplefacebook
I didn't cut out her name or picture because I want to support local businesses.7yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/Tinder
[No Spoilers] As excited as I am for Sunday, I am dreading Monday.9yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/gameofthrones
Found an old friend. (I know I’m in a Marlins shirt. They were gracious hosts. They know I’m a Mets fan and are cool with it.)5yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
Someone stole this joke from me and posted it to r/showerthoughts today and it hit #1. That sucks. Here's the original version.7yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/standupshots
Today, the head of a country record label denied that singer Katie Armiger ever reported sexual harassment to the label. So I tweeted him a copy of an email he sent to her in 2015 where he replied to the claims she allegedly never made. (Full story in comments)7yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
Demand money with the threat of violence and you'll get arrested.6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/standupshots
In Melbourne Australia at an Aces game. Ran into this former Twin.4yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/minnesotatwins
This is what happened to me right before I went on stage last night.12yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/standupshots
[S5] [E7] Made a new sigil for the Lannisters based on a quote from this week's episode.9yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/gameofthrones
Got a message from this instagram celeb. Her profile claims this was her personal account. (Story in comments)6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
Former baseball player and failed broadcaster Aubrey Huff posted something stupid about protesters. I replied. (Sorry I had to blur one of the employers, I was asked to)7yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/quityourbullshit
I'm a touring comic, and I always take Walter with me. But I am playing Vegas and they don't allow dogs. I stopped packing to go to dinner, and this is how I found him when I got back.8yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/aww
The more of us that do this, the more likely they won't be able to reply to all of us4yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I figured out the physics behind the Mets' pitching staff (infographic)6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
I’ve been hosting livestreams during the pandemic. One viewer knew I liked the Mets, so she made this custom mask as a thank you. It contains game-worn jerseys from David Wright and Robin Ventura. It may be the most thoughtful gift I’ve ever received. #LGFM and #MaskUp.3yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
My name is Steve Hofstetter, and I'm a stand-up comedian. May 6th, I'm throwing out the first pitch for the Indians and shooting a bunch of stuff around the stadium for my YouTube channel. Anyone down to do a meetup at the game?5yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/Cleveland
Some offseason basebaww: Ty Kelly telling my dog how free agency works.6yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/baseball
I find few things more peaceful than a snow-covered baseball stadium. Here’s PNC, photo taken this morning.2yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/pittsburgh
Driving through Northern California today, and stopped to walk my dog by a baseball field where Babe Ruth allegedly may or may not have played, but there's a plaque. Story in the comments.4yr ⋅ thehofstetter ⋅ r/baseball
