On my last day of managing a store and a week after receiving my first 2000 up votes on a post, my staff presented me with this trophy. It's over a foot tall and majestic as fuck. They will be missed.11yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/funny
Showed up on my FB feed. So, apparently my cousin isn't exactly excited about his daughter's first high school dance.11yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/funny
I feel like a female porn star getting ready for the money shot when I open one of these.11yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/funny
So apparently this is what happens when our school goes on a soft lockdown.8yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I overheard my girlfriend's coworker say this. I didn't even know this existed.9yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I walked up to hear this woman call the black cashier racist and tell her that she was trash. The only thing I could think of was...DAT ASS!11yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/funny
So my grad school professor was completely oblivious that his shoes look like sperm. (OC)11yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/funny
I found this in my cousin's yard. I wasn't aware that they could grow to this size.9yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
While opening a product I found a shank. Looks like baby magic added a new accessory...an exit plan.13yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/pics
Since my 4 year relationship ended a few months ago, this pretty much sums up how things have been going.11yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/funny
How we know in St. Louis that the verdict for the police officer in the Mike Brown incident is coming.10yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/pics
Good Girl Nurses, doing what they can to make my appendectomy tolerable.11yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The adult in me knows that these are replacement knobs for a customer's dresser, but the pervert in me wants to believe differently.11yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/funny
Update: dinner with girlfriend at restaurant that turns out to be scumbag ex's work.11yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I didn't find out till a few years later why my mom thought I was an alcoholic being that I didn't drink.11yr ⋅ theglove ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals