I beat testicular cancer a few years back, but not before it took one of the boys. Thought this was appropriate6yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/rickandmorty
Celebrated 15 years of sobriety. Sister surprised me with a cake. Loved it, though a flower cake for her brother was an interesting choice6yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/MadeMeSmile
Lemme self-apply some limo tint. Oh wait, I need to see too 🤦🏻♂️6yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/Shitty_Car_Mods
What is the mass threshold at which a goodboye explodes in a woofernova and forms a blackboye?6yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/shittyaskscience
How do space spiders protect the Earth from harmful cosmic rays?6yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/shittyaskscience
Dad had a basal cell carcinoma removed from his nose. Called to see how he was doing. He sent me this9yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/WTF
Made tags at work & hid an Easter egg... see if you can find it4yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/IRLEasterEggs
How geometry changes in curved space: 3 lines connected by 90 degree angles on a curved surface6yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/blackmagicfuckery
Paint appears purple when viewed head on & black when viewed from an angle8yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
My girlfriend was bored in quarantine & decided to make 5000 mini paper cranes4yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/nextfuckinglevel
Found in the North Sea off the coast of Scotland, the Braveheart Lobster fights red lobsters for freedom and haggis6yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/ShittyAnimalFacts
Extremely rude customer comes in with her bratty children. Holds up line for a phone call. Asks me to cut a panini in half for her kids. ...let the fight ensue #baristajustice9yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/starbucks
Trash compactor’s catch mechanism broke. Won’t stay shut. Fixed it5yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/thereifixedit
Starbucks Oprah silently judges your beverage choice (xpost: r/funny)9yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/starbucks
I have an Ohio license plate from every year made, except the first year, 19086yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/CoolCollections
What happens when a rock hits a spacecraft [Xpost: r/space]7yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
As an employee, I can say this is true to life. Going to play this next shift10yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/funny
Barely a nub on the right... not even sure if there’s one on the left5yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/awfuleyebrows
Frog looks like every customer that says, I want to speak to your manager! (Xpost: r/funny)9yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/starbucks
My clown loach occasionally steals my black ghost knife’s cave... this is how they both sleep6yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/Aquariums
Putting Santa away for the season... feel like I’m getting rid of a body6yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/funny
You made me into a rabbit. Good job. By the way - I laid an egg on your bedroom floor9yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/pics
CT Scanner without a cover (xpost: r/pics op: u/rebeccaullivan)8yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
This is a tip we received from a nice lady... We get it once a week.9yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/starbucks
Catching up on store communications & came across this bit of enlightenment9yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/starbucks
R2D2 & C3PO both have their footprints in cement at the Chinese Theatre in Hollywood8yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Found on a hike in San Diego, CA. Almost stepped on him. Was coiled up. He’s small. Markings on ground are shoe prints for scale (unfortunately no banana). What kind of snake is this?6yr ⋅ TheDanimal8888 ⋅ r/whatsthissnake