This bowl, first carved by Leonardo Da Vinci, was the first bowl to land on the Moon. Upon its return to Earth, Pope Jesus II blessed it with endless gainz. When my mom died of gonosyphillAIDScancer, we placed her ashes in it and buried it on the top of Mt. Everest.6yr ⋅ TheCuulandBluu ⋅ r/different_sob_story
Middle a Scotland and we walk two hundred miles just to get to a fookin store to whet our whistle and Willie drinks the whole fookin bottle fore we even get back home, bastard6yr ⋅ TheCuulandBluu ⋅ r/different_sob_story
I finally set the world record for number of marbles inserted into one's urethra6yr ⋅ TheCuulandBluu ⋅ r/different_sob_story
Rare photo of a young boy holding one of Willy Wonka's prized golden goose eggs [colourized, c.1940]6yr ⋅ TheCuulandBluu ⋅ r/different_sob_story
The Beard-O-Matic 5000 was a rousing success! Very pleased with the results.6yr ⋅ TheCuulandBluu ⋅ r/different_sob_story
I stole this pleb's PS4 last night and he doesn't even have any good games on it.6yr ⋅ TheCuulandBluu ⋅ r/different_sob_story
Scanned paper with an old George Carlin joke circled in ballpoint pen6yr ⋅ TheCuulandBluu ⋅ r/no_sob_story
Grandpa always lets the toddler drive whenever he stops by. He only hit three dogs today! He's getting better.6yr ⋅ TheCuulandBluu ⋅ r/different_sob_story
