Apparently the Bible completely changes your physical appearance4yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/forwardsfromgrandma
I'm a level five vegan. I won't eat anything that casts a shadow.9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
M/37/6’1” [227>195=32] (12 months) Under 200 lbs for the first time in 10 years6yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/progresspics
Abandoned chimney in a park — Friendswood, Texas [2448x3264]5yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/AbandonedPorn
Sweet maiden of the spit, grant now my boon, that I might sup on suckling pig this noon.9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Slow down. The sidewalk’s for regular walking, not for fancy walking.9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So, it's National Donut Day, eh? Well, have all the donuts in the world!9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Arrr, now we bury the treasure. I know we usually bury the treasure. But what if this time, we use it to buy things. You know, uh, things we like.8yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Five days?! But I'm mad now! Oh, I'd kill you if I had my gun!9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Oh, there are so many slots, you won't know where to begin.9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/BeavisAndButthead
All right, off you go to spend it on penny whistles and MoonPies.9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Now there's an employee, Smithers. A smile on his lips and a song in his heart.9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
No part-tays, no shindigs, no keggers, no hootenannies, no mixers, no raves, no box socials.9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Attention families, this is Mother Goose. The following cars have been broken into.9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Visiting my old suburban stomping grounds. Who can tell me where this is?9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/houston
We welcome Garfunkel, Messina, Oates and Lisa singing their number two hit, ''Born to Runner-Up.9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I predict our new alcohol-free Duff Zero will sell even better than our previous brand.9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Remember what I told you... Just one thing... My car broke down... I'm Joe Namath... My car broke down... It was just vapor lock... vapor lock... vapor lock...9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
So, the next time you're walking on the beach enjoying an hourglass or making cheap, low-grade windshields, think where we'd be without sand.9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tell you what, we come back and everyone's slaughtered I owe you a Coke.9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm working on a biography of Benjamin Franklin. He's a fascinating man. He discovered electricity, and used it to torture small animals and green mountain men. And that key he tied to the end of a kite? It opened the gates of Hell!9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Come on, you bloomy Guses. Who's up for a big bowl of nonfat ice milk?9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Marge, I'm sorry, but your cooking's only got two moves -- Shake and Bake.8yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Maude, these new finger razors make hedge trimming as much fun as sitting through church.9yr ⋅ TheCoastalService ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
