Left: The Bride. Right: The ex-wife of the groom who showed up in a wedding dress and who's pregnant by the brides ex-husband. 💀1yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/weddingshaming
I’ll take 8 boomers giving out person identification in under 10 minutes for 300, Alex.3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
Looking for baby yoda merch and this came up. Not sure if it counts as art.4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/delusionalartists
I love my coworkers. This fellow troll makes my life better even before she arrives.2yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW my husband told me today that I “show off my boobs all the time on purpose” because I bend over to pick up things instead of crouching?3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have furminated this pup three times in the past 2 weeks, within a few days I’ve had puffs of fur coming out of his butt. Is this normal?2yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/shiba
The real strain of quarantine is having to see daily how my husband cuts his sandwich.4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
My new mattress came with a tiny version of the mattress.. here is little mattress sitting on the king sized one.3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Stop Everything! 🛑 gluten free kraft Mac and cheese is now available on individual servings.1yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/glutenfree
Finally I found something so aggressively cute I opened up my case for display.3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/GirlGamers
I made a gluten free cheesecake for Mother’s Day lunch. If you are looking for something to impress gluten and gluten free eaters I highly recommend this!3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/glutenfree
My husband surprised we with the best package ever. Half reg half double stuffed. Y’all I cried ugly tears when I had my first double stuffed in 3yrs3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/glutenfree
Feel good foods gluten free pork potstickers cooked with the pan fry method. These are so good.3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/glutenfree
Y’all I’m jumping and dancing right now! I finally get to start building. My husband surprised me with the keyboard and mouse :) I can’t wait... also love that you can barely see the desk 🤣3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/GirlGamers
My e.l.f poreless putty primer full pan with its perfect replacement. It’s astounding how satisfying this picture is!4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/PanPorn
My grandad the coolest man I have ever met, WWII POW, Georgia Tech Engineer, troublemaker extraordinaire, his middle name was literally Cash. He would have been 102 today. Here he is in the 70’s with my aunt and dad.1yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/OldSchoolCool
Really EA? This is how you decide to allocate your developers time?3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/thesims
After trying way too many finally found pancake mix that doesn’t taste like sawdust4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Celiac
I don’t know if this is the right place but seriously. Snapchat- Fuck right off with this shit, praying on girls insecurities for clickbait.5yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Got puppies when quarantined now rehoming them due to going back to work... dogs are family not toys.3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
PSA. Air fried chicken is as close to heaven as gluten free gets. Side of gluten free Kraft Mac and cheese!3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Celiac
Okay, anyone else annoyed that the icon for exercising is a piece of equipment we don't have yet?3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/thesims4
God I love these. That’s it, just got excited about my lunch and wanted to share it with the only people who understand.4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Celiac
My seven years olds battlestation, like momma like daughter 💜🎮 just set it up I think it needs fairy lights 🤔3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/GirlGamers
Great another thing that makes me look like a jerk for not wanting the poison that is going to save the planet.1yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Celiac
It’s the little things you miss first grilled cheese in over a year it just dawned on me I can make them now I have a bread that doesn’t taste like sand and water mushed together4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Celiac
My daughter taking after momma. And me trying to keep her from using mine.5yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/GirlGamers
My 2yr old and I enjoying animal crossing. She loves the fishing and crafting parts the best, with walking through the museum as a close 3rd.4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/GirlGamers
Cover girl- clean professional loose powder and replacement been using this powder for almost 20 years now. If it ain’t broke 😘4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/PanPorn
Searching Gluten Free foods on store website found a new favorite snack...4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Celiac
I get to take this little pup home early March. I want to name him Kuma my hubby wants something stronger. Any ideas?3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/ShibaInu
My favorite highlighter and it’s replacement e.l.f. Shimmer highlighting powder4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/PanPorn
Lord this both these tweets are shit but the comments are toxic. The incel crying and I’m not like other girls are pervasive.2yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/GirlGamers
Gluten free BLT. ft. Canyon bake house heritage style bread & gratify gluten free everything thins.1yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/glutenfree
Got this 11 years ago never watched football, just like the symbol, had no idea it was the saints logo. I don’t hate it, I just want to love it, any ideas? I would like to keep the symbol (fleur de lis) but make it more feminine.3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/FixedTattoos
I finally Finished the 100 Baby Challenge, Started in December. More photos and details in comments.5yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/thesims
My mom made my 6 year old an Oreo cake and left it at our house to eat. The next day I receive this from my husband. “E” is our child5yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Pizza rolls in my new 100% gluten free toaster oven. No more scrubbing down the family oven before every meal.4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Celiac
Quick beach wrap from an old sheet/sort of self drafted (variation of a typical Pinterest wrap)6yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/sewing
Homemade gluten free sugar cookies my first attempt. They are so good. I’ll put my recipe on the comments for you!3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Celiac
Y’all I just played the base sims 3 for the first time since 4 came out. It is so good! I have other expansions but I don’t feel like I need them. The sims 4 could never.3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/thesims
Olehenrikson banana bright eye cream, single jaridly made my dark eye circles minimized to the point of no more heavy concealer. 1 year later had to replace it.4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/PanPorn
Got a few new products at the local wegmans. Grand Canyon gluten free hamburger bun and wegmans brand kettle chips. So thrilled any time my meal looks “normal” and tastes good4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Celiac
After 3yrs of asking my husband and almost a year of watching this sub I finally gave it and tried my hand! [oc] [2448x3264]7yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/powerwashingporn
When you forget to increase your mechanics inspection on the habitat.4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/PlanetZoo
Whelp, this will be her third “program” this year, the silence is deafening.4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/antiMLM
Now that I have a 4year old and newborn to juggle this is me irl7yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/TrollXMoms
Today in the life...on pose 1 of my 1.5 hour yoga class Aunt Flo shows the f*** up.5yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Birth story in comments long read it was difficult but I have my chubby cheeked baby so good ending!!7yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Just got done with a huge project at work and started a week vacation. To celebrate I bought nifty knitting woot woot!3yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Sims4
Colette my first 100 baby matriarch enjoying the newest house. 72 babies in would love to finish it with her.5yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/thesims
I thought you guys might enjoy my latest snap. Side note it was delicious 😋7yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/beyondthebump
Yesterday I posted about feel good foods potstickers, someone told me about the pizza rolls. 🍕 this is lunch today.4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Celiac
So I’m going to work by painting landscapes for 40 hrs a week who is going to pay me to do that? I’m going to write novels for 40hrs a week they won’t be good but they will be “work”. How many self employed people does this mindset piss off?4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Anarcho_Capitalism
Getting our tongue clipped Thursday. For the moment she can only look longingly and get pumped milk 🍼7yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/breastfeeding
Part of me is pissed at the assumption but we all know what is about to go down6yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I just found this sub and I am very excited. To celebrate I wanted to share a picture of my daughters Halloween costume from last year she wanted to be darth Vader princess (not pictured the cape that covers up the rest in pictures) it was my first foray into children's clothes and self drafted.7yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/sewing
This talk resonated with me so much I bought the book for my daughter her playroom being messy is her dragon. What is your big one?6yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/JordanPeterson
MFW hubbie tries to tell me that spending an hour on a full face of perfect makeup is too much. I should find ways to cut back..7yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Announcement I was going to drop on Monday but SO thinks it isn't clear and too early. What do you guys think?8yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/BabyBumps
Ordered it gluten free and this is what came out. Should have stuck with my normal store.4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Celiac
Y’all need to know this is gluten free... And it is much cheaper in the grocery store then the website.4yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/Celiac
My dad stores wreaths by hanging them in the rafters of his attic6yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Can’t back out, can’t close not even an okay what is the point to it???6yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
Loving the Grey Generation... can’t pick an heir any help... Grey or Misty Berry(pictured)6yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/thesims
Tension is off I’ve tried everything. Too tight I had to pull it flat and it isn’t straight any ideas?6yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/sewing
This new handicapped parking paint looks more active than anyone I know. Old sign above for reference if you don’t remember the original.6yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
The toilet seat cleaner in this public bathroom complete with how to guide. Found at wegmans7yr ⋅ theblondepenguin ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
