MRW my child falls on the floor and I have to feign oblivion to avoid an Oscar performance:

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my negotiation abilities are overwhelming.

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*send help*

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I've lost interest in so many things you could say I have Alzheimer's...

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I'm just gettin' started, Donna!

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happy friday friends! keep being the shining light in this world of chaos.

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i plan on making it to ch. 2 by next year

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when the freshman team has to stay and watch varsity play

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ladies and gentlemen, I present: the magical, repeating plot twist!

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I WON'T ALLOW IT (AND IT'S EXHAUSTING)

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no ranch is a mega-vibe killer

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my brain is not the homie sometimes (anyone else deal with this?)

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hang in there, guys and gals! if you're not participating, pour one out for ya thirsty brethren!

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