But in all seriousness, thank you translators!

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Leaves for gas station for 18 years

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Hey Mom I joined this cool cult today

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Made this in Hobby Lobby

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Ladies if you're having issues picking a personality. Look no further.

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Everytime I see a Venmo or Cash app in a Bio.

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5'2 fella here, good luck my fellow hobbits

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Had to get my stepladder to spit game

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Mom come pick me up I'm scared

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Tinder has a new security feature for logins

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Guys she's gonna wonder off.

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Had a parent bring their kid in asking about his hair. For some reason parts of it were curling by itself in random places. The mom said it was spreading. Any idea what could cause this? (This photo is pre-haircut btw)

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